Kristian Low

Employer Relationships Manager (Apprenticeships) at University of Chichester. Views are my own

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@NorwichCityFC This season has a familiar feel. Score a goal or two in preseason…champions elect nominations by Barclay End Block E. But only reason not bottom of league is because of a team with a points deduction.

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@NorwichCityFC Meanwhile @BBCNorfolk Canary Call speak to the regular Barclay End Block E callers who said ‘we’re going to win the league…100 points and goals…promotion hats on. But usual poor start in the championship for Norwich. Looks very much like those 1996-2000 years in the second tier

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@NorwichCityFC Meanwhile on @BBCNorfolk canary call they will go live to the Barclay end where last week after beating MK Dons they all said ‘we’re going to win the league.

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@NorwichCityFC …and we’re off! I’m only here for the comments. How are we soooo bad?

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@NorwichCityFC All the changes mean nothing if the defending is as shocking as last season. It’s like watching U9 footfall. There’s the ball..panic everyone just swing your legs and hope for the best #ncfc

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@NorwichCityFC It’s just not working and it isn’t just the last few games…it’s a season long horror show as we look so clueless and panicked at the back. Just ‘trusting the process’ isn’t an answer for a such a low level ALL season… Hoff Thorup isn’t Farke and next season won’t be different.

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@Vitality_UK TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE. My Vitality age is 44 which means that Vitality has taken me back to the future... "Roads? Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads."

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@NorwichCityFC Johnny Rowe now urgently checking his inbox for offers to buy him.

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Another poor performance from @NorwichCityFC as much as recent results have been positive, 1 defeat too easily turns into loss after loss. Soft underbelly discovered again. Just getting Josh back doesn’t mean we outscore our concessions.

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@NorwichCityFC As much as I’ll take any win, this feels like 2008/9 all over again. Momentum has to start somewhere. One step forward…is it steps back next? COME ON NORWICH

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@NorwichCityFC What time are the team turning up to play Cardiff? It’s 4.35pm and there’s no sign of them so far? #webelieveinyou

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@NorwichCityFC Remember that Delia ‘believes in you’. Must be even more a belief after conceding another brace of goals in 4 minutes.

It’s not calling you a bad person to just decide ‘you know, I’m really not doing my job here, yes I’m getting paid, a lot in fact, but I’m failing. Time to go

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@NorwichCityFC …but we nearly beat Leicester and hit the bar and everything.

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For someone who takes ages to read books, I’ve just read The Satsuma Complex by @RealBobMortimer in 1 1/2 days. Absolute joy to read. My lack of followers will be grateful for my review…but if you manage to pick it up you’ll not regret it

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Thanks to @UN for this amazing offer to financially support us all during the #COVID19 pandemic. Just need to reply to Gary Tipton....@ Gmail? ... hang on a minute! #justaclickaway

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@NorwichCityFC Kristian Low, Emma Nicks and Lathon Low watching in Emsworth, Hampshire

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@SouthernRailUK @SouthernRailUK 6pm at Emsworth Train Station. My cup is still on the platform and we are reunited. I’ve cancelled nationwide police search and helicopter is back at base. Just need to get those ticket office phones working now. Thanks for your help #welcomehomecup #timefortea

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@SouthernRailUK left my cup at Emsworth Station. Took picture of it as Train pulled away. Phoned Customer Services: Can someone in ticket office pick it up for me? No, fill out a form, we have NO WAY of contacting stations. #Goodbyecup

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@SouthernRailUK Thank you @SouthernRailUK for your help. Feel lost without my morning tea and my cup will feel cold by now.

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