Kristin Maynard

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

@JillFilipovic You have no idea.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

One man... immune to information.

PANDUMBIC

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

.@BenSimmons25 highlights & chill.

18 PTS | 7 REB | 13 AST

🎥⤵️

[Mike Scott @mikescott]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 they lit me up lol 😂😂🐝🐝🐝

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Now do assault weapons.

Somebody should try telling him AR-15’s come in fruity flavors.

[Dashboard Confessional @dashboardmusic]

seconded.

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

JoJo's got all the 3-1 jokes...

Jimmy can't handle him anymore 😂

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

Rent free.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Ben Simmons had fun trolling Jared Dudley after Dudley called him an “average” half-court player 🙃

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

I once got punished for buying $40 worth of ringtones and that’s a struggle kids today won’t understand

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Look, I’m not perfect but at least my obituary won’t say, “and in 2019, he defunded the Special Olympics.”

[Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets]

Me: What do you guys want for dinner?

5: Chicken nuggets!!!!

Me: We can’t eat chicken nuggets every day. You need balanced nutrition.

5: Well mommy, I just love chicken nuggets. They make me happy, and everyone should be happy.

And this concludes my daughter’s Ted Talk.

[Dashboard Confessional @dashboardmusic]

I’m no expert...but I think Kermit The Frog’s Rainbow Connection may have been the first Emo song.

[Ben Simmons @BenSimmons25]

Yessir! Welcome to Philly @Bharper3407 best fans in the world right here. Let’s go!

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

It's almost Valentine's Day, make sure to hug your point guard. ❤️

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

"Did you see some of the shots I made tonight?"

Jimmy and JJ going back and forth after Redick's big 34 point night is just gold 😂

[attn @attn]

President @BarackObama doesn't have time for these 7 excuses not to vote.