Kristina

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

@Galvanator08 Possibly the most disappointing surprise

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

I wish I could call my dog and tell her I’m on the way home

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

@SpiritAirlines cancelled my flight over 8 hours ahead of take-off due to “weather disturbances.” Sounds like an excuse to not be responsible for accommodations and rebooking. They offered a flight for 24 HOURS later and refused to reimburse for a flight today. @SecretaryPete

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I know it happens every year, but I would bet my life that it's never gotten this dark this early before in my life.

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

you know you have a big ass pimple when you can see it in your peripheral vision

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

not getting paid for a 30 minute lunch break during an 8.5 hour work day is peak capitalism

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

when we were house hunting we’d get emails with matching homes, and one time, I shit you not, the home that matched our budget was a parking spot

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I have no idea what's real or fake on the internet anymore

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

wish google could tell me how many times I’ve searched safe internal chicken temperature

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

whenever people post pics of themselves in the hospital you know I’m zoomin in on those monitors
zooming wayyy in

yes I’m nosy

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

@janemgray is this glass supposed to be in the dw? Do bowls go on the bottom or on the top? Do they organize their silverware? Will this glass break if I put it in this row? Why is this non stick pan in the dw? The questions are ENDLESS

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

the stress of loading dishes in someone else’s dishwasher is truly astounding

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

to this day, jb was my all time favorite concert. I’ll think of you every time I’m on a boat, jimmy ⛵️
some of it’s magic, some of it’s tragic, but I’ve had a good life all the way 🎶

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

is it just me or is everyone reading for fun again?? I feel like I am surrounded by people reading on their kindles instead of being buried in their phones. maybe it’s just my age group (everyone is mostly finished with school/training and has more time). But I am here for it!!

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

@lavidalisa_ Why not both

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

thought I had a spotted a new mole, turns out it was just a bit of chocolate that fell down my shirt #hotgirlsummer

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

Did you check the tube station?

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

I loooove having an old home, but my god the way the old smell house comes out when it's hot and humid af 🤮

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

stories that break my heart in the ICU are the newly retired couple who just started traveling and enjoying their lives and one falls detrimentally ill and all their retirement plans get put on hold. a sobering reminder that our time here is precious and never guaranteed

[Kristina @Kristina_Maria1]

@OnlyInBOS I was on Longfellow bridge. They could have done the show 15 minutes earlier while the sky was clear and it would have been great. But they had to run ads and wait for the only time the clouds were over the fire works barge to pop off. The masses of Bostan deserve better.