Kristofer Kauff

Director, teacher, writer, and whatever else I feel like doing today. I don’t tweet much...

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@taffyakner Love it!

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@DIRECTV My #NFLSundayTicket is not working. I was on the phone with customer service for 50 minutes as they transferred me four times, finally to AT&T and then was hung up on cause their offices are closed. I can’t watch the @Giants game cause you are stealing my money.

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@YoungSqueeth This is my favorite #FireJoeJudge tweet! You win.

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#AOClied about nothing. Even my cats can smell the GOP bullshit.

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@Ms_Behavin55 This is my favorite tweet of 2021!

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@laurenboebert You are a traitor to this country.

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@HawleyMO @simonschuster Stop lying to everyone. We know that you aren't that stupid. Unfortunately, you are that power-hungry and ambitious. Thank you @simonschuster for doing the right thing and not giving this dangerous, anti-American, opportunist a bigger platform to spread his disinformation.

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@saiken000 @ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump You want to change election laws to and make it harder for every citizen to vote? You’d like to make sure that only white... sorry, “right” candidates win? You people are so transparent in your idiocy.

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@xoxoPatrioticRN @realDonaldTrump Pathetic.

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@realDonaldTrump You’re a traitor to this country!! With your deception and lies you’ve created chaos. You are a selfish piece of garbage.

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@realDonaldTrump It’s amazing that our President doesn’t know how the Constitution works. He is absolutely clueless... as always. He’s just pathetic.

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Happy New Year! #goodbye2020Hello2021 #HAPPYNEWYEAR #thankgod2020isover

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@kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump @VP @FLOTUS @SecondLady @washingtonpost Did you forget about deputy press secretaries Judd Deere and Brian Morgenstern, who report directly to you. Also Devin O’Malley is Pence’s press secretary. It's like you just can't stop lying, even when you don't have to.

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@realDonaldTrump You’re just a stupid stupid man.

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@marcorubio @SenRickScott @NRSC You’re an embarrassment.

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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden This is beautiful!!!

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@realDonaldTrump You lost. You’re fired. We don’t want you as our president. Grow up and deal with it.

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@realDonaldTrump Trumps gone full “Patrick Bateman”. A true #American Psycho.

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@jess_stephans Yes please

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@rickygervais We loved it! Can’t wait for season 3... maybe? Please...