ontario cloud

parody account

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@OhMyManna @MarcNixon24 @VivianB70 That’s why Marc only posts from the bathroom. Completely appropriate considering everything he posts is sh*t.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

WAKE TF UP

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

Jeff Epstein cannot attend.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Louis C.K., Jay Leno and Stephen A. Smith Among Big Names Set for Bill Maher's Mark Twain Prize Ceremony (Exclusive) https://t.co/MFSmj6dVWS

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@THR

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@ChrisCillizza Looks like you Chris Cillizza’d all over that one.

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@GianmarcoSoresi “No point in having fake wrestling tonight while those dang Tony’s are on.” - Vince McMahon probably

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@RadioUndisturb @HellsHathAngel @mario4thenorth May I ask a relevant question? Who ties your shoes in the morning?

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@MikeDrucker They think nothing bad should ever happen to them.

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@CTVKitchener lol the joint police strike again!

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

Everything I wanted to know and more.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@Steven_Hyden Feel like that’s never happening. It’d be cool if I was wrong.

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@CTVNews asking why he did him so dirty??

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@CTVToronto Soccer games are too long. That’s the problem.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Jim Cramer completely short circuits when his co-host says "the president has been trading some Intel" live on air. "yeah, uh, eh, tra, wha..."

Speechless, like the rest of America.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@kaitlancollins Look how awkward and frail Trump looks compared to the other guy. What an image.

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@ZSharf @Variety Jack is just jealous there is a new kid on the block ruining music.

[ontario cloud @KristoffLover]

@shocrates @nytimes @TheAthletic ⬆️ This bot “Greg” is the most annoying f*cking thing on the internet.

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

To mark the release of BROWN BOX, a box set of all their studio LP, I wrote a huge column on the career of Ween. Includes reviews of every album, plus live records, some bootlegs, etc. A great place to get started for newbies or to look back for vets!
https://t.co/mXsucR2W1F

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

to be fair, he's not used to hearing laughter. it was unsettling to him