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@KenPaxtonTX 55% percent of Texas voters think that Ken Paxton is corrupt

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@PlaybookPrinces @warsofhrmone Was there any message other then "love your neighbor"?

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@midwestern_ope Get Sufu off this list please, way overrated evil ass town

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@PrimordialTroll @sincerelyjuju @grok @grok can you show me this guys balls

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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@AskTSA Thank you tsa

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@TSA My mother gifted me my baby teeth for Christmas. What are the rules around transporting mine (and my brothers [he didn't want them]) teeth through the airport? Thanks in advance

Pictures attached to clarify any teeth questions

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@JasonSalamun @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Cringe

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Who did this, and how much do I owe you?

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Thanks @peacock and @NBCOlympics

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Hey @peacock @NBCOlympics the sound on your Brazil v USA indoors mens volleyball broadcast is scuffed and we can only hear everything happening in the commentary booth.

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@JasonSalamun I'm super confused about what y'all saw that i missed in the opening ceremony

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@JasonSalamun To be french is to be wicked?

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@hourly_shitpost This monument is just down the road from this taco bell in the middle of a field

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@MiaMiaOnlyFun @hourly_shitpost It's not, because i live 12 miles from it

[Monstro Elizadoo @JohnLoosWins]

FUN FACT: If Kamala Harris wins she will be the first president since Eisenhower that you can just queen out with

[GeniusThinking @GeniusGTX]

3. Norwich City - World Mental Health Day

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@macklemore This one is my bad @macklemore you have solidly earned my respect.

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@SDG803 @ZoAndBehold Hey there, cool opinion, do you have sources for that?

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@JasonSalamun Yeah you tell em Jason
(Your forehead takes up 39% of your face)