Kristy

Check out my stand-up

[Kristy @Kristy134]

I have tip-toed around peoples' feelings my entire life. It's time for others to walk on the eggshells I scatter.

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@kanyewest banned from the Grammy's for NOT smacking someone though?

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Everyone bitching about making fun of someone, for ANYTHING, is full of fucking shit. It's not "funny" when it hits home for YOU. Too bad, so sad. Don't be a fucking bitch.

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So there weren't 3 females hosting the Oscar's? @amyschumer @MoreReginaHall @iamwandasykes

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No sympathy for Tindler Swindler women. You all are dumb af.

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https://t.co/W1t4Vr3qJt

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@WhoopiGoldberg Hypocrite

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Me: "It's so cold, I should break out my old Triple Fat Goose". Cancel culture: "You mean "Single Proud of their body, whatever they identify as".

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@tonykelsey Democrats

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@joerogan you are my mf hero

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Just watched @azizansari Ansari's new Netflix "special". If I wanted to waste 1/2 hour, listening to a Ted Talk, by an ugly married Karen, in bad LL Bean clothes, I would go to Whole Foods.

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People need to joke about tragic shit. If we can't make money from death, @anthonyjeselnik wouldn't have a career, neither would Andrew Cuomo.

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13 Going on 30 WAY BETTER than any BA movie. I said it.

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@genesimmons @HowardStern @TheRealDiceClay Simmons banged HOW many people? Bitching about un-🗣 . Stern made a name off of pissing people off. Waaaa about the un-🗣. Hypocrites. Who's NOT talking shit? Andrew Dice Clay. He ain't no bitch.

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Question: You're walking with your child. You see a person, walking their dog, on a leash. There's a 99% chance that dog won't bite your child but you push them, into oncoming traffic, just in case. Sounds crazy, right? @JoeBiden @letsgobrandon

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Thank you @JimBreuer and @DaveChappelle for bringing free speech back! You are the mentors for a new generation of comedians.

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#unfortunatelyourpotus

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The Govt cares about Covid AND your ass ladies. #ILIKEANALMYGOVERNMENTFUCKEDME

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Just posted a video https://t.co/jcR4RSaMDy

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Spreading information is a crime now. F u