Em Karssen

Equal parts black + white + anxious. Words set in Cape Town & the cream-puff cloud I'm floating on.

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BUT WHERE IS CHRIS?

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@Sheija_ She's gorgeous. And congratulations to you.

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@CalMorgan Your colon will send you a misery memoir

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@thelilcabbage Cheaper than her fashion line so just do it.

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@thelilcabbage Apple, pineapple, strawberry...ugh

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@Sheija_ Wow. Who lost enough of their soul to make an ad like that?

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@thelilcabbage I once had a fruit salad that tasted of garlic. They'd used the wrong chopping board.

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@The_Big_Quiet The fast-walkers are the most determined of the bunch. In it for the long haul. Good luck.

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@The_Big_Quiet Oh too real. Not sure if I needed to hear this or didn't.

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@dresdendoll You okay?

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@RobertPolk2 Congratulations. Takes a lot of guts.

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@CalMorgan Tight ponytail, old pillow, dreams that behave like mad chickens.

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@efevans ...nope, I disagree. Who cares about reciting something when your imagination (and empathy) is always so lit.

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@eleanor_wood I used to have a flatmate who stole it so I'd hide it in a bag of zucchinis in the fridge.

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@Sheija_ Heart? Teacup?

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@efevans @KSLcom I read it. The dream part was interesting.

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@efevans That made me want to wear a vintage dress and twirl with a black Hugh Grant.

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@Sheija_ I saw a brief snippet and avoided my phone for hours. Can't deal.

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@efevans Surprising! We need your wit in those.

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@erstkate Reminds me of that horror movie with Ryan Reynolds. Except you don't have Ryan Reynolds.

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@ArielBBooks What a foolish thing to say when they're opening the door to comics, graphic novels, etc. How about we just let kids read?