Ian Kruse

I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson. I am four eels.

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

Dear @NFL ,
Please stop subjecting me to Cris Collinsworth. It has gone on long enough.

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

Me_irl

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

@fuglyjeanss

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

Hey @JayBauman1 @redlettermedia, @KyleGallner has a new movie out this weekend and it's really great. Definitely check out Strange Darling if you haven't already.

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

@AndrewBainn

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

“heart is rush for girls” - me making a controversial declaration about my favorite rock band / a caveman discovering heterosexuality

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

@AndrewBainn

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

@Schadrack_ JK I killed the wolf monster now it's fun again

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

Never played a souls game. Diving into Elden Ring. Wish me luck

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

@Schadrack_ I've never had less fun in my life lol

[Bill Burr @billburr]

What do analytics say about the momentum shift of not kicking a field goal, going for it on fourth down and turning the ball over versus the upside of making the first down?

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

@justcalen_

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

Leonard Cohen finishes writing “Hallelujah,” stands up from the piano, calls a close friend on the phone and says “I think I’ve just written the perfect song for the sad montage in Shrek.”

[Ben Acker @bnacker]

Actually she’s the bride of Frankenstein’s monster

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?”

“No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”

[David Hines @hradzka]

ME. "So you just released THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER"
BLUMHOUSE. "Yes"
ME. "And you're calling the second one THE EXORCIST: DECEIVER"
BH. "...yes"
ME. "My pitch is for the third one"
BH. "oh no"
ME, extreme AIR BUD guy voice. "There's no rule that says a DOG can't conduct an exorcism

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

@AndrewBainn

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

Apple advertising during this game like they've never sold a phone before.

[Ian Kruse @Kruseship50]

@AndrewBainn