#MyWifeHatesThis

B.F.S. 4 Life

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@netflix the sound quality on this thing is terrible right now. I’d love to hear Lennox freaking Lewis, not background music

[DG @Twist_Wesson]

So what's up with @WWE #SummerSlam in 2025 or 2026 at @GEHAField #KansasCityMissouri ????

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@Twist_Wesson HAAAAAAA

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It’s not a pimp walk, I just have a bad back

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Romo is like a chipmunk chattering away nonstop. Jesus this is the best they could come up with for the Super Bowl?

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Tony Romo should be paid NOT to speak

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Just another day of doing what I gotta do to appease the voices!

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Fuck off Fazollis, quit showing me ads while I’m on the treadmill

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Dear accuweather, you fucking suck. Your claim of Superior Accuracy is a colossal lie. You wouldn’t know shit from apple butter.

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I’ve never been more disappointed than hearing Voodoo Child played during an acura commercial

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If there’s ever a real life purge I’m just walking through the neighborhood shooting dogs. Ours first.

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Like a good neighbor, State Farm… keeps its dog from running through the entire fucking neighborhood

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I used to be about death, destruction, chaos, filth & greed. Now I’m just fat, old, tired, weak & lazy.

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“This is a cause worth fighting for, we will rescue & restore”

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You ever have a poop so bad you text your wife from the toilet to let her know you’re just getting straight into the shower

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MY god says two wrongs make a right

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Take note, on this day in history my wife said I wasn’t ‘entirely’ wrong

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“Young people these days can’t even write in cursive” Congrats you can write cursive but it doesn’t matter because nobody can read your chicken scratch anyway so maybe take a step back Brenda

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Whoever decided to call dogs Man’s Best Friend should be shot