Krystyn Milone

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

This one hits hard.

[JAKEGTV @jakeg_official]

🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has "indefinitely paused" the unsealing of the final Epstein files, citing "regional instability" and "national security" regarding the Iran conflict.

If you had ANY remaining doubts, then nobody can help you.

[Covie @covie_93]

I know everyone is concerned about Iran activating sleeper cells outside the country but rest assured America is in safe hands with the 22-year-old former gardener and grocery store assistant leading counterterrorism efforts.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

"Laurence of Dry Labia" is the best thing on this site today.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

*starts playing on phone during a show

*misses important scene

*rewinds way too far by mistake

*gets back on phone while waiting for the scene

*misses the scene again

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Ted Bundy murdered 170 schoolgirls in his prolific career as a serial killer.

Just kidding, that was the U.S. government 12 days ago.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

RFK Jr is suggesting Americans eat cheaper cuts of meat to stretch their dollar further. Meanwhile the Pentagon is spending millions a month of our tax dollars on fancy seafood & can’t pass an audit. They piss on us & tell us it’s raining. 30% of us lap it up and ask for more.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

JD Vance wins for the worst take of them all:

“I empathize with Americans who are exhausted from 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern. But the difference is back then we had dumb presidents.”

Apparently JD Vance has never met Trump.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s business partners have been convicted of 19 counts of sex trafficking.

It’s odd how many sex offenders the Trump family is connected to.

[Americans For Tax Fairness @4TaxFairness]

Kristi Noem spent $220 MILLION on a 60-second ad.

Pete Hegseth spent $93 BILLION in one month.

Trump just gave four Big Tech companies a $51 BILLION tax break.

And you’re worried about a single mom getting a few bucks from SNAP to feed her kids?

Wake up, people.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Just to be clear, America is totally UNDERreacting to a sitting Senator breaking the arm of a Marine speaking out against Trump's war on Iran.

[(((DeanObeidallah))) @DeanObeidallah]

So in the middle of a war, Trump fires the head of Homeland Security and replaces her with a guy who never served in the military or law enforcement and who ran his family's plumbing business and opened a steakhouse. But he's 100% loyal to Trump. Perfectly on brand for Trump.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

The first picture is Governor Kristi Noem and her friend Rocky Hayes, who was arrested last year for possessing videos depicting children being r*ped.

The second picture is Governor Kristi Noem and Joel Koskan, a former South Dakota legislative candidate who pleaded guilty to two counts of incest involving a family member (r*aped his teenage daughter), and accused of sexual grooming behavior.

The third picture is Kristi Noem and her close friend Denny Sanford, who had child p*rn found in an email account linked to him.

How many coincidences do you need?

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

People said “what does killing a pet without remorse have to do with her job at DHS?”

Ask the families of Renee Good and Alex Preti.

A sociopath is a sociopath.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Breaking: Kristi Noem is fired. Senator Markwayne Mullin will be newly appointed DHS Secretary, ensuring the department maintains an equal level of stupid.

[Hailey Lennon @HaileyLennonBTC]

My new favorite Twitter account to follow 😂

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Solid community note

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

One of the reasons they hate Zohran paying folks to shovel snow is you can’t hand your friend a lucrative snow shoveling contract if the state just pays people to work.