Krysta

she/her • take good care of yourself 🌞 ♊️♋️♑️

[toxic king @toxicking]

STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

AND MARRIED

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I'm sunburnt

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

I'm sunburnt

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

is there a better name than Rodney Dangerfield???

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

do people who run marathons know that they don't have to

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

sometimes I see a pic of myself and think damn... I got an egg head

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

love knowing I can reasonably expect to never have to go on a first date ever again!! #10days

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

rude lol

[Higgybaby @TheHiggybaby]

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

RIP !!!!!

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

💔

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

I want a small herd of mini Aussies to follow me at all times

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

50 classes later!!!!!

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

do you think the other zoo animals know Fiona is the star

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

@ogdamnitmadison thank you for this PSA

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

Baby seal

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

people who raise their voice when they're on the phone are the reason why open air office buildings should be outlawed

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

@big_baller_han the fake palm trees at the marathon by house

[Krysta @KrysPosting]

kinda sad how once you have kegs and eggs money no one suggests it anymore:(