Krystopfer

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Met Office storm warning for campsites and caravans https://t.co/A0MZhdBjNb

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@2plus3times5 @AlecWood @BBCNews It's Twitter, people feel obligated to be offended. And to answer your question, Largs is a coastal town in the West of Scotland between Gourock and Irvine (Inverclyde/Ayrshire area).

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

Yeet.

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@pfwd Ah yeah, I would not be surprised at all. Disgusting.

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@pfwd What did he say?

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

I need to stop looking at Tesla Model S P100D's on Auto Trader. Nothing sensible will come from this.

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@pfwd @howToCodeWell What did you get audio wise?

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@iotatoken what's the latest on IOTA' Coordicide? Only just really educating myself on this project.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

BAHAHA 😂 This is AMAZING! 🤩

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@SusanJaneBudd @yoni_mitchel @theAliceRoberts What uni? I'm a uni lecturer and I have been teaching online since March 2020. We've been told we won't be teaching face to face until at least September at the earliest.

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@BigBrotherWatch @policescotland @NicolaSturgeon Are you not allowed to use reasonable force to protect yourself from intruders? If they had no warrant and they forced entry, the family would have a lawful right to use force to remove the officers. Can you imagine if they tried that. https://t.co/1XTzOps9Fo

[ig: shereenshafi @shereeny]

current scene at the capitol

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

Did anyone tell America to set a safety word?

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

Wow.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@pfwd I don't think he got the memo mate.

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@teenkertaylor @SarkySage @realDonaldTrump Your tweet aged well.

[Neil Watson-Slorance @neilslorance]

good riddance you big dumb baby

[Krystopfer @Krystopfer]

@realDonaldTrump Heh. Good one. Bye x