Anyone else have a mental breakdown in Target today because the amount of choices when picking thank you cards was overwhelming and the pressure of picking the right ones was too high so instead you left with nothing?? No? Just me?? Cool.
Someone told me today that they were impressed because I carried a 5 gallon jug of water to our water machine. Is this honestly what men find impressive?? Like..... why????
Is 2022 going to bring the return of our lord and savior? And by that clearly I mean is it going to be the year that Cher Lloyd releases a new album???
Thanks to pole dance and the changing of the weather, I now get to play a fun mini-game while getting dressed in the mornings. It's called "Does This Sweater Still Fit My Shoulders And/Or Arms??"
Getting an undercut was legit the best decision I have ever made. In addition to making my hair immensely more manageable, I also have my own built-in sensory experience to help ground me when I'm feeling anxious. 11/10, highly recommend.