Kody Jardine

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

When no egg salad left at picnic

[Grizzy @SoGrizzy]

All I want for Christmas is to be mentally stable

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

woke up today and i wish that i didn’t

[Bricky 🧱 @Bricky]

Do I have to recognize France as a country or is it more like a suggestion

[Grizzy @SoGrizzy]

I would like to formally apologize from the bottom of my heart for being down bad on the timeline…

I most likely ain’t gonna stop any time soon tho

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

men love to go on google maps and see how far things are from each other

[Modest Pelican @ModestPelican]

Vladimir Putin stop hiding behind your military and 1v1 me bozo

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

thinking about relocating the ground into the sky

[Kody Jardine @Ktjar]

@Doctor_Deadzo @SpennerGrenwod @LastUrgotNA

[Bricky 🧱 @Bricky]

“Yeah man, work is supposed to calm down next week. I just need to get through it until Friday”

[Modest Pelican @ModestPelican]

Blood ain’t thicker than that ass

[Kody Jardine @Ktjar]

@Devin_Card @WaterHydr8 @emancipatedteri Here's a church approved source since you probably won't trust anything else 👍 tldr: you were wrong they were right. https://t.co/1ka50JasUv

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

the eternal quandary

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

This is your regular reminder that religion has no place in politics.

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

literally just want to be happy

[Kody Jardine @Ktjar]

Pretty embarrassed to be a registered republican right now.

[Kody Jardine @Ktjar]

carp

[Kody Jardine @Ktjar]

@Doctor_Deadzo This image changed my life