TunaMayo

Anime Binger, Serial Manga Reader, Man Utd Follower, FPL Casual and Part Time QA Professional

[TunaMayo @Kudladaye]

First the English and next the secret smile of @sardesairajdeep when he liked it.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

CBSE’s May 2025 tender required answer sheets to be scanned with automatic robotic scanners, spines preserved, at a minimum of 300 DPI.

The tender re-issued in August quietly removed all of it. “Scanners” became generic. Resolution dropped to 200 DPI.

Now we know what that meant in practice. It has been exposed that COEMPT scanned the answer sheets using mobile phones.

The blurred copies, the missing pages, the unscanned books - they are not “errors.” They are the predictable outcome of a contract written to fit a vendor.

This is fraud. And every child whose marks were wrongly evaluated is a victim of it.

This morning, the Prime Minister had time to speak about mangoes. He has not had time to speak about 18.5 lakh children whose answer sheets were scanned with phones.

Dharmendra Pradhan ji still sits in office.

Modi ji’s silence is no longer indifference. It is complicity.

[Kino Casino @kinocasinoclips]

The Quartering's mush mouth knows no bounds...

''There's no counting your chickens before the eggs are catched/hatched''

PPP brings out the Tard Gong for this one

[mas.to / @kingslyj]

What a bunch of spineless editors are running our mainstream media.

Every eff-ing news outlet is hiding behind these teenagers to cover the CBSE OSM story.

Couldn't @IndiaToday staff independently very the contents of the bucket while it was up?

[Opinion Bakery @IndiaSpeaksPR]

Education is the ONLY honest route available to Indians to improve their economic status. Exams are life & death situations for millions. The casual zamindar style attitude displayed by the PM is his lowest moment in his 12 year rule.

[Ashish K. Mishra @akm1410]

Modiji spent the last 12 years on tax payer money forcefully projecting himself as someone who loves children, schooling, education. But when children and the education sector needed him the most, there's deafening silence. Always absent in crisis, present in taking credit.

[Joy @Joydas]

Involving Armed Forces for NEET or other exams is a good tactical move. If Paper leaks, u can’t question it because then u are Anti National for questioning Armed Forces and you have to go to Pakistan

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

कॉमर्स मिनिस्टर अमेरिका से डील पर चुप रहता है, एजुकेशन पर सफाई दे रहा है।

परिवहन मंत्री ईंधन एथनॉल पर ज्ञान देता है, पेट्रोलियम मंत्री को पता ही नहीं कि तेल कहां से लेना है।

पर्यावरण मंत्री पार्टी के संगठन विस्तार में लगा रहता है, शिक्षा मंत्री चुनाव देखता है

प्रधानमंत्री रेल को झंडियां दिखाता रहता है, रेल मंत्री रील काटकर चलवाता रहता है

रक्षा मंत्री निंदा के प्रस्ताव भेजता है, गृह मंत्री पार्टियां तोड़ता रहता है, वित्त मंत्री साल में एक बार अटैची उठाकर आती है।

ये सब जनता को इतना कंफ्यूज कर देते हैं कि किसी को पता ही नहीं चलता कि कौन क्या है।

ये सब मिलकर हमें पागल बना रहे मोदीचूर के बच्चे !

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

He raped her, she won in court, and his response is to terrorize her. Because he is a rapist.

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

He's trying to advance technocratic ownership of the system here in our country while he moves his family somewhere else.

[Vivek @Vivek_Investor]

"If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail"

- Mark Twain.

[Punished Native Guy 🍁🏒🐻 @shitlibtribal]

My plan for solving the housing crisis:

1. Arrest Hasan Piker

[Gems @gemsofbabus_]

Gadkari is today’s Dhritarashtra. A man who could destroy the nation in his blind love for his son.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Ashok Shrivastav shouldn't be allowed to get away with an apology. He should be fired from his job.

Put yourself in Vedant's place.

You studied hard for your exam. You wrote your paper well. But CBSE goofed up with your paper and gave you low marks.

You are under tremendous stress. You take to social media to highlight the issue. But a DD News anchor labels you ‘Pakistani.’

And that anchor is paid with your father's tax money.

Now, imagine the trauma.

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

Madam, let’s do the math you conveniently skipped.

- Modi govt collected ₹38.89 lakh crore in fuel taxes from 2014–2024.

- Excise on petrol went from ₹9.48/L in 2014 → ₹32.98/L in 2021; a 348% hike.

- When crude crashed to $20/barrel in 2020, instead of passing benefits to citizens, BJP pocketed the windfall by hiking excise duty.

Now crude is high, OMCs are bleeding, petrol has been hiked 4 times in May alone, and you want a medal for cutting ₹10/L back; after charging excess for a decade?

The ₹1 lakh crore “sacrifice” you’re bragging about is less than 3% of what this government extracted from common people’s pockets over 10 years.

And the punchline? Retail prices are NOT even coming down. The duty cut went to bail out OMC losses; NOT to reduce prices at the pump. Petrol in Delhi crossed ₹100/L today.

You didn’t give anything to the aam aadmi.

You just stopped overcharging them slightly.

That’s not policy. That’s arithmetic.

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

> Someone posts about wrong paper checking - he is pakistani

> Someone posts about Jaisalmer cows death - he is deep state agent

> Someone posts about on going petrol price hike - he is anti national

What’s going on? I have a strong feeling there is a cult out there trying to discredit everything and every-time you raise a question. For reasons unknown to me. But this is very concerning. How can every question is related to deep state pakistan etc.

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

Indians are probably the only people who will mock you instead of supporting you when you demand basic infrastructure, basic necessities, and accountability from the government. No wonder this mess never ends.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Indian citizens absorbed ₹3,00,000 crore tax burden when crude oil prices were low to protect ModiJi from fiscal bankruptcy.

[POL @CptoneP]

Rare fact: Modi never sold tea in railway station in his childhood. His PR agency made up that story to get a sympathy wave during 2014 campaigning.

There is no publicly available official railway record proving Narendra Modi sold tea at Vadnagar station. RTI replies have stated that railway authorities could not find records of any licensed tea stall or vendor linked to the claim.

Indians have been made to drink a tea that has never been made🤣

[TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc]

The Minister of Education Mr. Dharmendra Pradhan must resign not only because he screwed up the National Testing agency's credibility by allowing the medical entrance exam papers to get leaked and destroying the future of 2200000 young women and mens careers...

...but also for manipulating The National Council of Educational Research and Training (NCERT) to create utterly nonsensical chapters on pseudoscience such as Ayurveda that will be taught to students in higher schools. They are made to forget science and rationalism and taught rubbish such as vata, pita, kapha for disease diagnosis and management.

Further, they have also strategically placed parts in the chapter which makes it look like learning "science" is anti-National (because the British destroyed Ayurveda) and embracing primitive traditions and dmbfckry of the highest order such as ancient Ayurvedic knowledge will make them successful nationalists.

These guys ruining our country by creating obstacles to progressing with science and ridiculing rationalism, and damaging critical thinking skills among our children must be booted out.