TheUmbrellaGuy

Brand Merchandiser

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

It shouldn't be your "headache" to worry about what corporate gifts to give to enhance your corporate image or to achieve your marketing, advertising and sales promotion goals.

Pass that headache to TheUmbrellaGuy.

#branding #marketing #entrepreneur #business #corporate #gift

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@ossaiovie So what exactly is the point of this post? Why do you need to first make an announcement that a petition will be filled with the court as against just filling the petition without first announcing it?

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@osazenoo Osas, nothing here defies logic.
Eg, thr av bn many criminal cases whr some1 killed a person & then called D police claiming they had just found D victim dead.
D reason why investigators don't assume D person who reports a crime is automatically innocent.

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@drpenking When they call you olodo now, you go dey cry. Did you watch the interview abi na the interview watch you? Where in the video did she say she makes $80m every year? Hisses

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@ChuksEricE But the car is completely destroyed not just by fire.

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

Once PM in the UK starts to say "I'm going nowhere" "I will fight for my job" blah blah blah, just know he or she will do the complete opposite.
UK has had four PM since the start of 2020, with Starmer gone now, who is next and how long will the person last?
Only time will tell.

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

One minute I want to respect you, but next minute you sound like you don't even respect your own profession or you are just performing rather than informing as it is the case in this your cynical tweet. The said "failed asylum seekers" to be returned to Nigeria are Nigerians.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

So we are now taking asylum seekers from the UK.

I thought we rejected those from America.

Nigeria has entered into a fresh agreement with the United Kingdom that will enable British authorities to repatriate thousands of failed asylum seekers and convicted offenders to the West African nation.
The deal was formalised by Interior Minister Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo and UK Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood during President Bola Tinubu’s official visit to Britain, according to a statement released by the Home Office on Thursday.

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

So we are calling attacking instinct 'low IQ' now? Nothing wey person no go see from these people who has never played football past PE class in primary school. They are the ones quick to criticise professional footballers.

[Buchi Laba @Buchi_Laba]

On a Sidenote and to show Gabriel Martinelli is a Low IQ player!

You know Pedro Neto was on a yellow card and he clearly tackled you.. you fell! Stood up immediately and started running like you’re even going to even score! Som referees would have continued play and not sent Neto Off!

Person whe suppose fall for ground and roll around like say them shoot am gun! 🙄

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

Calling people low IQ over a movie is insane for someone who thought posting their pension balance online was a flex. Bro, you posted your pension like it's a baby scan, displaying financial illiteracy, but here you are measuring people's IQs? Please pick a struggle.

[Olamide Obe @olajideobe]

I've never done this before but I'm unapologetic in rating this nonsense mediocre film with a 👎. I even used my wife's Netflix account to rate it 👎 as well. I'm sending that stupid video where he called his viewers idiots to everyone I know who also complained about the dilly dallying disjointed script and tell them to also rate it 👎 on all their Netflix accounts.

I stopped watching the nonsense at episode 3. Very nonsense film from a proud nonsense film maker.

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@olajideobe Calling people low IQ over a movie is insane for someone who thought posting their pension balance online was a flex. Bro, you posted your pension like it's a baby scan, displaying financial illiteracy, but here you are measuring people's IQ? Please pick a struggle.

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

Arsenal fans & entitlement! Last weekend, all hell let loose because we lost to United, then this weekend we beat Leeds 4-0(we beat then 5-0 home) but there was no noise because " it is Leeds". Same Leeds that Liverpool & United could not beat this season. Smh

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@Grey90126677 @Otunbakush1 @ShoeGuyOtis How do people who have $200K look please?

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@olajideobe Dear Sir, your pension is not content, and posting your pension balance online is peak financial illiteracy. Privacy is also a form of wealth. Delete this. Regards

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@GbenroAdegbola Have you heard of someone called Tom Cruise? Oh no you haven't. How about Jackie Chan? No too? No wonder someone covering their body with ordinary sand is too risky for you 😅. Give your own people some break please.

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@HerMatchHQ @PoojaMedia What profession are you referring to please? Asking for a friend

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

Something needs to change, I don't know what it is, but we certainly can't continue this way! Just look at the scenes of Joshua's accident. What a total mess! Not a single medical personnel. Just a bunch of onlookers with phones recording him being carried with no care!

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@Wizarab10 You can get this view cheaper here : https://t.co/DwoYQ3nY2N

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@MyLordBebo https://t.co/DwoYQ3nY2N

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@kckingson2 @dammiedammie35 And when he's tired or not in the mood?

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@renoomokri You lied.

[TheUmbrellaGuy @KunleKuti]

@elonmusk Is there anything we can do to save the lives of passengers when a commercial plane crashes? If yes, what is it, and would you invest in it?