Max

In the place where I make no mistakes

[Meghan Murphy @MeghanEMurphy]

FYI these guys were never cool and no one who was into Green Day was cool. This shouldn't have to be said.

[Roger @RogeeRoger]

Insane pull from the TikTok algorithm

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Angry Birds Rio always bummed me out. Just never felt quite right destroying a Brazilian community like that

[baby keem @babykeem]

how do u fix openclaw internal reasoning leaking

[as you wish @brjork]

cameron winters think he julian casablancas. julian casablancas think he lou reed. lou reed think he a beautiful gay woman

[rune sword @runesword1]

i am not going in there bro the feng shui is all off

[hannah @crankhart]

Only two people have ever truly understood me and both of them don’t like me

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

The Cranberries: with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs, and their guns

Me on the floor holding my head: AAAAGHHHH!! AAAAAHHHH!!

Therapist: Quickly, turn it off!

Scientist: Remarkable (scribbling on clipboard) and the boy is of Irish ancestry?

I stand shaking and wipe blood from my mouth: 40%

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

what is that button on your armour?

A nekopara button sir.

And what is that youve got written on your helmet?

‘God's strongest ouppy’, sir

Into meowing and barking? Is that some kind of sick joke?

I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you

[zel @hellozeli]

girl leave me alone ur evil and im easy

[Max @Kurai03]

@NVIDIAGeForce GeForce Season

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i miss when women made me nervous now they just piss me the fuck off

[Shelley Zedkat @shelley_zedkat]

Your suicide note needs to have a hook and be in MLA formatting .

[Sid @SjNdigro]

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

The message of the Great Gatsby is to crash out over a girl and kill yourself. The author is telling you to do that directly in the book. That's the message of that book and many others too

[Four Loko @fourloko]

BOO! ITS FOUR LOKO FRIDAY Rt for a chance to win $20 for some Loko

[Max @Kurai03]

@daremarket would love a code!

[will @twothickscoops]

my winter project #GetMoreAnnoying2026