Kurt Hamblet

Retired professor

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@PhilAmmann @TheRickWilson They have their fentanyl deliveries down to three days per week. The other days they try to impregnate couches (Vance) and go on dates with family members.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

Ouch! The loud banjo music hurts my ears. Is your sister your mother or daughter? Can’t keep them straight.

[𝕁𝕖𝕥𝕊𝕖𝕥ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕪 @JetSetChristy]

@TheRickWilson Hey now...

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@TheRickWilson I loved the Philadelphia comparison. Harris needed overflow after filling every seat. Trump didn’t even open up the top tier, which contains 44% of the entire seating. With many empty seats in sections in lower bowl, Trump didn’t hit 50% while our next President hit about 118%.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@NRSC Would be so great if Cruz was sent packing. Useless.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@acnewsitics They don’t know how to handle an honorable man.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@gtconway3d Don’t sit on a couch with him. Jealousy would rear its ugly rich boy head.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 The similarities are uncanny.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@TheReelRandom Creepy stalker. That is so psychotic. Secret Service needs to keep him away from the future President.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

The NRA only supports death and destruction of innocent lives.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

BREAKING: The NRA does not support Kamala Harris.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Another weird video of JD Vance. And why does he have this weird fixation with Diet Mountain Dew?

[Donald Trump’s Neck Vagina @torontobaddy]

Vance and MAGA will really hate this. Don’t re-post. 😂

https://t.co/6CVFI68SqE

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

Trump is old, confused, and sickly. His congestive heart failure is getting worse. Big Macs have clogged his arteries. His diaper is full and he hasn’t put forth a single positive thought or idea in the past 9 years. It’s all hate, destroy, lie, and steal.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

El0n deleted this post, you know what to do. #Trumpis2OLD

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

Forgot to mention that he started out as Hermann Goring and was reincarnated into the present couch pervert.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Is he a serial killer? WTF

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

“Thank you, JD. I hated that couch and you destroyed it with your freakish perversion. Now I can get a new couch.”

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Junior says that grown men were coming up to JD Vance with tears in their eyes at the RNC convention to thank him.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

Ouch! Reality hurts.

[🇺🇸Jerry Mander🇺🇦 @realpublicius]

This

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@DougWahl1 Terrified. Crapping his diaper.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@MrsMAGA2024 B. With Republicans jumping ship by the thousands to support Harris, his chances are dwindling. Republican women are fed up with the misogyny ticket.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

@realTuckFrumper I think he got hit by an exploding spring from JD Vance’s couch.

[Kurt Hamblet @KurtHamblet]

If you think this is bad, you should see what he does to loveseats.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

J.D. Vance is NEVER going to get past this “I fucked a couch” thing, is he?