BestKurtEver

My life is a Guy Ritchie movie. LFC. I complain about The Wknd. he/man

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

@JzoSports EXCUSE ME!

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

You know when you have a little play on a closed door and a window is open then it like does that annoying mini banging? I just saw someone too lazy to get up and close the window for what was about an hour. Teenagers will be the cause of the end of society.

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

Homie is bricked UP! 🤣🤣🤣

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

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[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

@vumatel Becott Rd, Wetton.

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@vumatel when will the connectivity issue be resolved in the Wetton area?

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

Fuck Will Smith and his birthday.

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Happy birthday to Will Smith! 🎉

What’s his best song?

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

Ray J is a fucking troll.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Ray J claims he is helping the feds build a major RICO case against Kim Kardashian and her mother, Kris Jenner and says the case is “worse than Diddy’s”

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

He didn’t get the votes because he plays for Liverpool. Sorry King.

[ESPN Africa @ESPNAfrica]

▪️Premier League winner
▪️Premier League Golden Boot
▪️Premier League Playmaker of the Season
▪️Premier League Player of the Season
▪️PFA Players' Player of the Year
▪️57 goals and assists in 52 games in 24/25

Only fourth place for Mo Salah at this year's Ballon d'Or... 💔

[Riaad Moosa @RiaadMoosa]

What’s the Point? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Riaad is confused about the state of the world. He grapples about the meaning of existence, concepts of life, death and superiority and our purpose for being here. …questioning what is truth and what is the point of funny.
This is a perplexed doctor-turned-comedian’s attempt at working out the joke formula of this mysterious thing called life…
Really…what’s the point of it all?

Upcoming Shows:

Port Elizabeth 4 October
Bloemfontein 1 Nov
Durban Sneddon Theatre 7-9 Nov
Cape Town Baxter Theatre 17-29 Nov

Get Tickets 🎟️ 👉🏾
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#riaadmoosa #standupcomedy #livecomedy #ontour #funny

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

Everytime I try to leave, something keep pulling me back.

[Rocking the Daisies @RockingTheDaisy]

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL 🚨⁠
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@earlxsweat is pulling up to #RTD2025 🌼 This October, South Africa gets the full Earl Sweatshirt experience at #RTD2025 💥

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

Pathology labs are the biggest fucking scams in this country. Have you noticed how much they have grown?

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

@StokeyyG2 Wierd fanbase.

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I haven’t come across someone as funny as this straggot in a while, original, smart and hilarious.

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

Weekend ruined with Scum winning.

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@EvertonBlueArmy

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@AFC_Ryyy Wirtz didn’t walk onto the field thinking he was gonna change the game.

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@arsenalfami1y Stop fucking crying and win your game tomorrow, you guys are insufferable. Cry cry cry.

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

The head loss of the opps when Pool win is over the top hey… ima stay off here for the rest of the weekend, ya’ll are way too salty for my liking.

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

W.W.

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

Who is the greatest mastermind?

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

The danger of flying up to Jozi, getting accommodation, ticket money etc … is that, is Ye going to perform, or is he going to rant. It’s a real possibility.

[BestKurtEver @KurtLComic]

Utter woke nonsense.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Has Arne time replaced Fergie time? ⏰

#BBCFootball #LIVEVE