Kurtillius

Some guy, he/him

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Sisyphus and his rock are dating, actually

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@BigDirtyFry Suicide Motor Club by Chris Buehlman is this!!!!! It's so good

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

Hate when you hire a shady mercenary in a tavern by throwing them a leather purse of gold coins they never give you the purse back. Im getting fucking murdered on leather purses here

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

(Looking at my memento mori) Oh, right

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Dude this song is so good I'm gonna steer my ship into those rocks over it

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Never stop believing in yourself...

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I could get thrown out of Hotel California

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@step_harrison Ugh I know :(

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If HAL told me he couldn't open the pod bay door I would start crying and rolling around on the floor

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HAL: Kurt, did you download and run a file called Evanescence - Bring me to Life.exe from Kazaa?
Me: NO

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HAL: please stop crying, Lieutenant K
Me: *snorting really loudly* you don't even like me you NEVER LIKED ME

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@DrGhoulish Ahahahahaha YES

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@stephensajdak Hell yeah brother

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I want a pet orangutang, but he wouldn't be my pet, that would just be a legal fiction. We'd be more like roommates

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I'm still banging pots and pans to support our healthcare workers

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Making repeated vague references to "the prophecy" in our department's annual planning meeting

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Look at this amazing ad I got

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*runs up and trips Sisyphus*

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Popcorn is such an efficient way to get a whole bunch of stuff in your teeth

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Hey I'm looking to wreak something... do you have options other than havoc?