MMCDI

Biotechnology

[Derron E. Short @DerronEShort]

The goal is not to win every argument against your spouse, but to win in your marriage. Choose understanding over being right, and unity over your ego.

[MMCDI @KusemaUkweli]

@VanillaCars Pain at the pump.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

I was making potato soup last night. The recipe called for five potatoes cubed.

Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Quando estiver triste, lembre-se da vértebra C6, que está feliz por suportar sua cabeça todos os dias.

[Dating Dynamics @Dating_Dynamics]

A marriage therapist said:

"The most dangerous sentence in a relationship sounds completely innocent."

Most couples say it regularly without realizing the damage it causes.

Here is the sentence...

[Freddy🇰🇪 @Frednjerii]

My friend made 10 million last month.
He is 26
No Degree.He is an Automotive Engineering dropout.
First salary: 24k.
Last month: 10million Kenyan shillings.
What changed?
He stopped looking for jobs.
And started selling his dad's land.

[World of Science @Science_TechTV]

Female orgasm

📽️: DandelionTeam

[MMCDI @KusemaUkweli]

@ivymuthe Usiangalie jikoni

[MMCDI @KusemaUkweli]

@bosco_gideon Yenyewe, wewe ni bosco tu

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

whatever you choose to do when we’re not on good terms is what you’ve been wanting to do all along.

[MMCDI @KusemaUkweli]

@djeduhmaks @metrotransbus makangas you can never reason with them. Pole kwa masaibu.

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Energy and Petroleum Cabinet Secretary Opiyo Wandayi is an accomplished leader with extensive experience in various fields.

[MMCDI @KusemaUkweli]

@GovLeeKinyanjui Wisdom detected

[Hon Lee Kinyanjui @GovLeeKinyanjui]

Let There Be Dialogue

As students at Kenyatta University, we had made it a habit that whenever the President was driving along Thika Road, we would block the road and demand to be addressed. A typical address would often end with some goodies, so we always looked forward to it.

On this particular day, however, a brilliant plan had been hatched. The university administration had withdrawn chapati from the menu. Given the scarcity of the commodity at the time, this had become a matter of great national interest, and a solution had to be found. The code name for chapati was “dialogue.”

So when the President stopped and rose to listen, the students explained that all they wanted was dialogue, but the administration had declined.

Surprised, Moi wondered how the university could refuse to have "Tialogue" with the students. He immediately ordered the administration to allow dialogue with immediate effect.

In observance of the presidential decree, we proceeded to eat all the chapati in the mess for free. And indeed, there was dialogue.

Even when our conception of dialogue is divergent, it still pays to have dialogue.

[MMCDI @KusemaUkweli]

@Dailymeoww1 That's not a recently born baby

[MMCDI @KusemaUkweli]

@WaruhiuFranklin @BravinYuri Kenya needs a president with balls for it to prosper

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My first AI assistants

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

When women say they want intelligent men, they mean your ability to make money, not your ability to explain wave-particle duality.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Men: I am working hard to provide for my wife and children.
Women: I am working hard to provide for my children.
Children: I am working hard to make my mama proud.

[kamaldeen🇧🇫🇰🇪🇮🇷🇵🇸 @_binkarmalo1]

@georgediano As a man,you're a son,a brother,a father, uncle,m and grandfather all this are weights carried till you die.Mungu tubariki na afya njema kwanza.