Kevin Smart

Creative director @municipal_co

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

Genuinely so much happening right now it's so insane

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump appears to suggest he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

The ability to think for yourself is gonna disappear in like 5 years

[Mark Zuckerberg @finkd]

Introducing Muse, the personal agent that understands your goals and works 24/7 to get things done for you.

[Dheeraj Nagaraj @dheeraj_nagaraj]

I was an intern under Seb in 2020. Unfortunately, the allegations of unscrupulous behavior is 100% believable. I am glad that the mask is off publicly. I really hope he doesn't weasel out of this.

https://t.co/Pe6e6cK920

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

Bruh said downside longs

[Imran Lakha | Options Insight @options_insight]

My working thesis for a few weeks now has been that all these downside longs would expire, the street would end up short skew, and the whole dynamic would change.

That is not happening.

Fresh supply keeps arriving. On the fixed strike map there is a lot of green stacking up into the September expiries, so systematic sellers are still handing the street downside vol. And there is some red on the upside too, so skew is being sold to the street again.

So maybe I am wrong. It looks like the street stays supplied with skew for at least the next couple of weeks, and if that is right then the flip I was waiting for gets pushed further out or does not come at all.

I would rather say that out loud now than quietly re-date the thesis every week until it eventually happens and I claim the call.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Dating for love didn't work out. so now I'm dating to conduct Psychological Experiments and collect data.

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

maybe if ur a retard

[signüll @signulll]

modern travel is increasingly flying 10 hours to experience a slightly different version of the same globally optimized lifestyle.

same third wave coffee. same natural wine bar. same brutalist menu. same sourdough. same beige hotel. same tasteful ceramics. same instagram lighting.

what a ridiculous convergence.

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

If this is not adjusted for population growth you are all so unbelievably retarded

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Housing Market

Google Searches for "Can't Afford Home" soar to highest level in history, surpassing even the peak of the Global Financial Crisis 🤯 👀

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Tucker Carlson claims algebra is fake & that people who "add letters into numbers" are in the matrix.

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

Would you still love me if I was pickle rick?

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

auto doordash on voice command we are so fat

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

This is GPT-6 Astra.

Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

@Andelethius Been eating hella fermented and pickled vegetables recently. Big fan. Stomach never felt better

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

Imagine the govt contracts these mfs raking in

[David Petersen @typesfaster]

Claude can just log into your wifi for you and make it better

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

Ben Kim outside of Safeway

[kendrick Lyrics @WordFromKdot]

South Korean Air Force covers Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" and "tv off" 🇰🇷

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

Why do they all sound like this

[Goshawk Trades @GoshawkTrades]

jane street reported over $20 billion in trading revenue in 2024. for years, its US commodities risk ran through one excel file:

"US commodities risk.xlsm. you'd press a button and it would pull in data about our trades and positions and crunch some numbers. it worked, except occasionally when it didn't."

"you get to a point where no one fully understands what the spreadsheet is doing, though some people know a lot and are pretty sure."

somewhere inside every firm there's a spreadsheet nobody fully understands, holding everything together.

[Kevin Smart @KushBlowerKevin]

gta 5 online is mexican

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academics will be like, “sometimes the best you can get out of a writing day is one good sentence” then write one bad sentence

[Yet another commodity guy @tleilax___]

**boom**

[steven @mynounswentpro]

we had to put down my dog last year because he kept misusing aave