James W

Official alternative polyglot source of all things geek: current events, conlang, and the occasional narcissism. Tweets are by my press secretary, obviously.

[James W @KvasirYYC]

Waited for 2 weeks for this non-response from @flairairlines. Condescending and insulting effort from customer service. None of the details is correct. And where can I book a flight to YXX? You've been warned: DO NOT BOOK @flairairlines 🚫

[Calgary Police @CalgaryPolice]

🔵 CHARGES LAID 🔵

A man & a woman have been charged after multiple break & enters were reported at the same residence in the northeast community of Marlborough Park.

📍 In early February, multiple break & enters occurred at a detached garage located in the 0 to 100 block of Malvern Crescent N.E. In each incident, suspects forced entry into the garage where they stole property including personal sports equipment & multiple Lego sets worth a total of $18,000.

On Friday, Feb. 14, 2025, at approx. 9:20 a.m., the victim contacted police to report another break & enter to the same residence that was in progress. Patrol officers immediately responded to the scene & took 2 individuals into custody without incident. A man & woman were charged with the break & enter & were released from custody.

In total, 5 break & enters were reported at the residence.

Since the arrests, investigators have worked to review evidence from the scene, including CCTV footage. At this time, at least 3 of the break & enters are believed to have been connected & additional warrants have been issued for the earlier break & enters.

🔴 WANTED 🔴 — Jan Joshua ORFINADA, 31, of Calgary, has been charged with 1 count of break & enter. ORFINADA is also wanted on 2 counts of break & enter & 1 count of failing to comply with a release order.

📌 Tina Marija MUSA, 51, of Calgary, has been charged with 1 count each of break & enter, possession of break-in instruments & failing to comply with a release order. MUSA will next appear in court on Friday, March 14, 2025.

🔎 The investigation remains ongoing & we are asking anyone with information about these break & enters to come forward. Additionally, investigators are still working to recover the stolen property, including the Lego sets & ask anyone with information about the whereabouts of the stolen property to also contact police.

Information?
☎️ CPS: 403-266-1234
🛑 @StopCrimeYYC

⚖ Case #: CA25046055 | CA25049612 | CA2506243 | 5172

🌐 https://t.co/33OT7hU6ES

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@KamalaHarris Legalizing marijuana will not stop Russia, China, nor North Korea.

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@niceknowinyu25 Hope this place survived the fire

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@jk_rowling @SwipeWright I am sure @jk_rowling will require a DNA test if she appears without her heavy make up.

[James W @KvasirYYC]

Can someone please remind @GGCanada that the official birthday of the King of Canada is celebrated on Victoria Day, when GG's account was silent on the occasion. #youhaveonejob

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@cityofcalgary In case you've ran out of excuse how your parts order is delayed. 🤷‍♂️ #YoureWelcomed

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@LtGovAB Finally someone who does her job -- unlike @GGCanada who has remained silent for the second Victoria Day in a row under Charles III.

[James W @KvasirYYC]

Missed opportunity from @governorgeneralcanada to usher in a new era this #VictoriaDay and remind Canadians this will the first official birthday of the King in Canada and anywhere in the Commonwealth. 👑🇨🇦 #GSTK #tw

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@Canadian_Crown Yet zero message so far from @GGCanada's office on this #VictoriaDayWeekend -- the first official bday of the King in Canada. Lost opportunity to affirm GG's role and Canada's relationship with the Crown. 👑🇨🇦

[James W @KvasirYYC]

Zero message so far from @GGCanada's office on this #VictoriaDayWeekend -- the King's first official birthday in Canada. Lost opportunity to affirm Canada's relationship with the Crown. #youhaveonejob. 👑🇨🇦

[James W @KvasirYYC]

#TGIF #Patio time at @shipandanchorpub! #longweekend #jesuisenterrasse #tw

[James W @KvasirYYC]

Smells like a HK cemetery on Ching Ming Festival this morning. #smoke #shitHKersay #ABfire #tw

[James W @KvasirYYC]

Finally HM's #coronation portrait is now gracing my cubicle. 👑🇨🇦👑 #GSTK #tw

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The King with The Prince of Wales and Prince George of Wales in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace on #Coronation Day.

📸 Hugo Burnand

[James W @KvasirYYC]

Lovely greetings from the Kingdom of #Tonga 🇹🇴 ! Impeccable franking and cancelling of this gorgeous set of #QE2 sapphire jubilee stamps is a delight that only fellow philatelists will appreciate. 👑 ✉️ #tw

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@cityofcalgary Nice digital assets, where are the actual public events? Such a shameful #snub by all three levels of government in Calgary, Alberta, and Canada. 👑🇨🇦👑

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@gazfinch83 @Canellelabelle Ah yes so does every election in any country, UK included. 🤦 What was the latest voter turnout? How many of which actually voted for the winning candidate? How many turned out for the presidential / PM inauguration / swear-in?🤦

[James W @KvasirYYC]

@Canadian_Crown Great emblem, but how does one get their hands on these? The lack of public #coronation events in this country is shameful. Digital asset, new stamps/coins, emoji and hashtag are not enough. #snub

[Canadian Crown 🇨🇦 @Canadian_Crown]

Today, the Canadian Government unveiled a new heraldic Canadian Crown replacing the traditional St. Edward’s Crown used on Canada’s coat of arms, police & military badges.

The design replaces religious symbols (crosses & fleur-de-lis) with maple leaves & a snowflake.

#cdnpoli