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Elephant King lobbyist. Board Certified Croissant Connoisseur. We go again 👊🏿 #ManUtd

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.

[➿ @Kvffour]

Hang out sɛ sɛn? 😂😭

[Scoop Ball @deystillluvbrit]

These animals don’t even hang out…I’m sick of yall

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i need 20 other niggas to come up with $500 so we can buy the country of argentina

[➿ @Kvffour]

Relax he wasn’t off. Not everything is a conspiracy smfh

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

Still no official image from FIFA for this offside goal

[Señor Woofers❤️‍🔥 @seyramdz]

Started defending like”those types of nations”🤣

[➿ @Kvffour]

😂😂

[Luke @LK__1998]

If you throw a fiver in there it’d turn into hunger games

[➿ @Kvffour]

😂😂

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

Argentinian fans are gonna go to Magic City after the game and throw pennies at the dancers.

[Madison @madisonkelleyp]

Hope y’all like it being dark at 9 am in December.

This is so stupid.

[➿ @Kvffour]

US faces their 1st ever proper opponent in war since Vietnam.

No ally support, no propped up terrorist group and with Trump as President.

[𝕊𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕻𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 @SprinterPress]

Professor Marandi: "The United States is preparing a ground invasion with the help of one Arab regime. Iran is calmly preparing for a major war. If this country is attacked, that Arab country will cease to exist."

[Bruce @FireNewz]

“We start wars then send our Christian slaves to clean our mess”

- a Jew, our ally 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Patrick Robles @robles4theppl]

When Charlie Kirk was killed, people said he was a father taken who didn’t deserve to be murdered for doing what they love etc.

This week, two unarmed, undocumented fathers were killed by ICE

Where’s that same outrage? Does our humanity end at immigration status?

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

The American government will swear in a dead warmonger’s sister to take over his duties and then tell you they bomb other countries for ‘democracy’

The most propagandised people on Earth

[➿ @Kvffour]

He’s going to put boots on the ground

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

lmao if you’re off twitter for a day you won’t get any joke🤣

[➿ @Kvffour]

😭😭

[sam 🇪🇸 @sambrazy]

Olise is unironically just better than Ronaldinho

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: If basic needs require debt, then poverty is being manufactured.

[Jimmy Newtron @NewtronGooner]

50m Kalvin Phillips and 100 Jack Grealish are still City players lol.

They replaced them with 60m Nico Gonzalez and 70m Marmoush (lets not talk about wages...)

And now they gonna replace them :)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Conservatives: If you stand in front of a car it should be allowed to run you over

Also conservatives: If an unidentified agent of the state stands in front of your car, he should be allowed to shoot you to death