Muhammadu

To be selective you have to build yourself to be a choice.

[Muhammadu @Kwaliyo]

A sad reality.

[Muhammadu @Kwaliyo]

Can’t happen to me when @Teelannister dey.

[Dml Autos 🚙 @Joshman191]

We searched for a particular car for this guy for almost a week.We found several clean and sharp units,but his mechanic kept rejecting them, telling him they should go to Lagos and all sorts of things.

Yesterday,he called me and asked if i accepted car swaps & of course i said yes and told him to bring the car for inspection.

This guy brought the car he claimed he and his mechanic had bought in Lagos. Immediately i noticed that the seats were still covered in nylon, i remained patient. But the moment i opened the engine bay, I simply told him to close it.That was the end of the inspection

Some mechanics will make you miss out on a good car because you trust them too much. They will convince you to reject clean cars, only to push you into buying a bad one. You will still end up paying them heavily for repairs.

Even worse,some will source cars themselves,recommend them to you as the best option and still rip you off in the process.

Be careful who you trust when buying a car. Not every mechanic has your best interests at heart.

[@PrimeRides🚘🛣️ @PrimeRides_ng]

This happened yesterday, this guy came for a Nigeria used Toyota Camry sport with 8.5m budget. I got him this car with 2023 on custom, untouched engine and gear,chilling AC and attractive interior but fully baked which I told him. They drove the car and couldn’t find a single fault. Guess what, the brother he came with told him since it’s not first body they can’t buy it. I told him I have one that is first body but not for 8.5m, they should wait so I can call someone to bring the car. The brother said he saw one online they would like to go inspect it and I said no problem.

Deep down I know the brother was looking for all possible means to extort the guy but who am I to talk

[Sauma Scents 🎊💃🏻 @Siyaamarh]

Shamokhi
26,000

Liquid Brun
56,000

Location Lugbe Abuja

[ᴢᴇʟɪq Is ALONE ♪♪💙 @zeliqisALONE06]

😭😂😂

[Doolilis Bakery @Mimiatetan]

Did you know, that anyone from 5 years and above can now bake a cake in just 4 minutes using the Doolilis Cake mixes?

Watch the video below to see it done in real time.

Our products are available in the supermarkets captured in the video below.

[Muhammadu @Kwaliyo]

Round the units to the nearest 10. Then add.
8+2 =10
7 - 2 =5
10+5=15.
5.
3+1+1=5
So 55.

[zk @Zinkst_]

Sans utiliser de calculatrice, que se passe-t-il dans votre tête lorsque vous additionnez 18 + 37 ?

[J A M E E L @Jameeelmb]

Gasu nan suna ta PR kamar mayu 🤮

[‏ًً @by__janita]

"No recibir un mensaje también es recibir un mensaje."

[Unc. @Uncle_Fruckus]

Profound!

[JeRRy MMXM @JeRRyMMXM]

5 years ago, this young chap explains why six months is enough to genuinely change your entire life.

I wish I found this genius clip years ago.

[Muhammadu @Kwaliyo]

@Rjay_omale Allah Kara rufa asiri

[Aliyu, H. S. @HASPhD]

Be loyal to your future, not your past.

[Muhammadu @Kwaliyo]

@Rjay_omale Because your money deyed Ma 👌🏾😂

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

We should endure fuel at 1370 and diesel at 1900

Youth leader dey share prado of 140m each like say na lolipop

You people should continue.

[Aminatu👸(Mrs) @meenatishaq1]

Da ya mana meh?

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun

[l○wkēy•AHMAD ➐ @Graaffiti]

Let me have a Dragon in an open-world video game and you will realise The Mad King was sane

[LiveOverflow 🔴 hextree.io @LiveOverflow]

I took a closer look at the https://t.co/rtT8YaMOFZ CTF, which aims to demonstrate that PHP2SHELL is not realistically exploitable. So I gave it a try.

Note: My analysis could be wrong, and I'm more than happy to be proven otherwise.

Here’s what I found:
• The server responds with Server: nginx and X-Powered-By: PHP/8.4.26.
• My differential fingerprinting scanner independently confirmed at least PHP 8.2+
• Hypotheses: I considered two possible setups:
◦ nginx → PHP-FPM
◦ nginx → Apache → PHP-FPM/mod_php
��� After comparing the server's behavior against local test environments, the closest match appears to be nginx → PHP cli-server.

Plot twist: the response behavior is consistent with the PHP cli-server serving a static index.html rather than an index.php. If that's indeed the case, the challenge appears to be intentionally made unexploitable.

My conclusion (for now) is that I'm questioning whether this is a good-faith challenge.

Happy to be corrected if I've missed something!

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

The Israelis have a WHOLE DIFFERENT MATHEMATICAL SYMBOL FOR THE PLUS SIGN TO AVOID DRAWING A CROSS BECAUSE THEY HATE JESUS but you want us to call them our greatest ally?

Get fucked, retards.