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@iamsedgwick @adamtotscomix THANK YOU

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@BrentNYT wore these at my wedding! got em from amazon! best $40 i ever spent!

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@moby_dickhead @flytape8490 fun!!! i’m in how does we start

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lots of snarky pushback on spotify sharing, but i think it's a very cute and human trend - i see your list and imagine you at your desk listening to the mars volta ONCE AGAIN because you love it s'damn much and maybe you don't talk about that a lot out loud but now i know

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@NattyNooNoo88 @moby_dickhead hello! we commissioned one of our absolute favorite bands @charlybliss to make it! so it doesn’t really have a name, but if you like it you’ll love their music so checkem out if you don’t knowem

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You heard it here first, folks! I made Kristin up. I’ve been doing both voices on our podcast for five years. I’m so talented, I amaze myself 😩

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@katyfaise i thought you were tired

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@katyfaise @Anarisis lol

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@katyfaise you weren't too tired to tweet some inflammatory nonsense! because that was easy, wasn't it? super easy to make baseless claims. now, backing up those claims, that's a different story. that would require effort and being a reasonable fucking human

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@katyfaise @moby_dickhead @alex_cattoo you make me so sad, in so many different ways, happy holidays

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@katyfaise @alex_cattoo you're telling me to "googles"? my friend of ten years? i think instead i'll assure you that you've been misinformed, and also that you're what people are talking about when they say they hate twitter

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@ConPapasPlz i know for a fact that you have never interacted with a spaghetti squash. you may think you have but you haven’t

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@moby_dickhead the correct answer is a 60/40 split of chris pratt/seth rogen. i look pretty good for a dead bitch

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@moby_dickhead cherry appendectomy

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@jason_sweeten this is a personal attack

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@Rosen @clarkmccaskill

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