Joe

[Chillin in my Bacta @DarthAmin]

I’m gonna hazard a guess on your whereabouts on Jan 6 2021.

[meowy catgirl @nyanotech]

huh, new doohickeys at the entrance to the target store?

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Sophie Cunningham scored 2 points in 28 minutes for the Fever tonight.

Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Straits of Hairmousse

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Does this apply to the Grifter-in-Chief?

[K. @IbaraEleven]

They said immigrants are the greatest threat to our country. Then they said Iran is the greatest threat to our country. Now they’re saying communism is the greatest threat to our country. It’s almost like they need to keep inventing enemies to distract us from the real ones.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Friendly reminder: there’s a money-laundering rapist pedophile felon sitting in the highest office in the land who is currently ruining your lives and he thinks it’s funny.

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

Hair Force One

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

The dumbest, most obsequious guys on the planet have earnestly convinced themselves that this guy is cool

[Cointel Bro 🇺🇸 @cointel__bro]

@ArtOfDialogue_ Common has always been a tool. Fake pro-Black rapper. How soon we forget all those Black people George Bush let drown during Katrina.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

@SenRickScott What about how you carried out the largest Medicare fraud scandal in our nation? You proud of that too, scumbag? Disgusting, loathsome thief.

[AI IRAN @AI_IRAAN]

Stinky Donny | New LEGO Video from AI IRAN

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Fake Hair
Fake Teeth
Fake Smile
Fake Tan
Fake Christian
Fake Patriot
Fake Family Man
Fake Tough Guy
Fake Leader
100% bona fide Pedophile

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

Normally, when a player gets suspended, he’s got a 50/50 chance of playing. But Brock is a genetic freak, and he’s not normal! So he’s got a 75% chance, at best, of beating the suspension.

Then you add Roger Goodell to the mix, and Brock’s chances of playing drastically go down. Because Goodell knows he can’t beat Brock one-on-one, so he’s not even gonna try!

So Brock takes his 75% chance of playing, minus the NFL’s 8⅓% chance of showing mercy, and he’s got a 66⅔% chance of appealing. But then you take Goodell’s 25% chance and add the NFL’s 42⅔% chance of making an example out of somebody, and the league’s got a 67⅔% chance of suspending him!

And that leaves Brock with a 33⅓% chance of playing, but he’s got a 100% chance of missing six games.

The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for the Saints.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In an amazing moment, James Talarico just went on The Breakfast Club and broke down the corruption that led to Texas’ ban on marijuana. This is a must-watch.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

He thought it was so foolish he stole $1.7 billion from it.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Goodnight 🌙

[Shadow Intel @TheShadowIntelX]

"I am wondering if you are all ped*philes, because you don't seem to care that children are being s*xually abused."

"You guys probably enjoy child p*rn."

"You are not ped*phile? Then why aren't you doing anything about the child abuse. Cause you don't care."

She buried them. That's how it's done.