If you’re upset about Brittney Griner protesting our National Anthem, wait until I tell you about the time a bunch of rabid trumpers attacked our Capitol and beat police officers with flagpoles flying the American flag.
I woke up in college one morning with a huge cut on my upper lip. Not a single memory of what happened. Friends and I guessed that I was walking and drinking out of a can and fell.
what's the most on-brand injury you've ever gotten? mine is either splitting my lip opening a jar of pickled beets or getting ringworm on my neck cause i picked up a stray cat and put him on like a mink stole