Kyla Kruse

down to clown til i’m in the ground

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@SterlingMOliver 🥹

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So I’m the only person who got Madison, Wisconsin huh

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Just remembered that being engaged means I get to go absolutely hog wild with a scanner gun in a Crate & Barrel

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@Friend_Winner @Loborama Possibly the longest set up for any joke I’ve ever made

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Folks, I’m Lobo?

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I said the word avuncular in conversation once and Jorge refused to believe it was a real word because, “why would there be a need for that”

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@Loborama @pasta_blake Tbh music’s earlier stuff was kinda hard to listen to. If I were you, I’d jump in around 2013 as that’s when things really started to get good. https://t.co/RmbB2zDWt8

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Wish I could explain to my dog that those farts she’s so scared of come out of her own ass

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People who think doing taxes is hard— have you tried having less money lol

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My boyfriend seeing a person doing something I would do:
“Do you think they have OCD?”

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@SterlingMOliver

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@piscesmoonbbyx Gotta know what Elleri is

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Ladies if you have a sister, what color did your mother assign you.
I was blue

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My mom, pointing at the TV and covering the speaker of the home phone which she is using to call her aunts to inform them of her mother’s passing, “is that Allison Janney?”

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When people say they’re into “True Crime” that just means murder. They are uninterested in learning about the Enron scandal

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@SterlingMOliver I’m so sorry

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FUCK

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They need to make a “Year in Review So Far” on Spotify that you can check in on so you know when to stop listening to You Can Call Me Al

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@ramona__w Just let go and let GOD is what I say….

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@ramona__w Imgfave is gone 😭😭😭

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If Twitter is really going down please join me on the Sims 4 gallery