Blake🏄‍♂️

Professor of Euphemism Studies at Harvard Business School

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

They weren't lying these things are BITTER

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

My cat goes around corners to pounce on toys exactly like airsoft guys about to clear a room

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

Him starting and continuing the war to avoid don jr's wedding would be one of the more sensible justifications. He should run with that

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?

TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

@royce_gatherer @JamesWakin3233 @NASA @SebGorka Other way around--the earth looks like a quarter to the astronauts. The moon to us is smaller than a crayon held at arm's length, you can check for yourself until about 9 am. Point is, they're a lot smaller than you'd think. Nasa would know how to fake it if they were going to

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

@royce_gatherer @JamesWakin3233 @NASA @SebGorka To the naked eye, at 200k mi away the earth (8k mi diam) would be the size of a quarter held at arm's length. But how big it seems in the photo depends on the camera's zoom and distance from the window, so one can't really say how big it "should" be. Definitely not huge though

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

Anyone else see the lower 48 as some sort of animal with an absolute dump truck

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@dunsparcedingo

[glidus from youtube @NotGlidus]

yes!! yes yes yes!! we should run saltwater through every ai data center!! right now!!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Top 10 badass moments of solitude in my studio apartment

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

One time my mom used "god bless america" as a curse and it's stuck with me ever since

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

@CallyGingrich @newtgingrich The people demand a smooth Newt

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

Training my cat to fetch me sparkling waters

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

If m*ta gl*sses can do this for me I'll buy a pair

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

If an airliner gets too low it'll say "altitude, altitude, pull up" to the pilots in a calm woman's voice, I need something similar for first date conversations

[rachel @rachelmillman]

10 years, baby

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Beautiful tribute to HRH Prince P. ♥️

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

This is so comforting

[Blake🏄‍♂️ @pasta_blake]

@dunsparcedingo 🤤