J R O D

geeky college student who likes pop, jazz, Jesus, and politics. shitlib. rt≠endorsements.

[J R O D @KyberCommando66]

THE WHOLE CROWD SANG HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ATLANTA LOVES YOU LAUFEY🫶🏽🫶🏽🎉🎉 @laufey @laufeyland @LaufeyUpdates

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he is doing great!

[EXΛNXC 🇻🇦 @exanxc]

Pope Francis ✝️

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

The lens flare in this photo looks like Eric Cartman

[Bad Theology Takes @BadTheoloTakes]

If a sticker above the sink at the Vatican says "wash hands before returning to work" a Protestant will think "ROME BINDS ITS MEMBERS TO WASH HANDS"

[XP 🧡 @xpstudiosp]

The vibe when you do have the apostolic mandate

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Like this tweet if you hate Israel

[J R O D @KyberCommando66]

@SheevTalks when is the Andor video dropping im starved for content

[Damian Déconneur @DisputedCDV]

My (completely licit) SSPX bishop suppressed the traditional Mass of Paul VI 7 months ago. Then, last week, we were invited to an underground (secret) Novus Ordo.

It’s the first time I’ve heard On Eagle’s Wings in almost a year. I sobbed.

[J R O D @KyberCommando66]

@gracesnbhd @gr4ceenger big dawg ur literally the goat don’t cry we love you so much

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[Ted ☦️🐒 @Tawadros15]

Pray for lay people still attending SSPX. Their pastors are outright lying to them and gaslighting them. Instead of being honest with them about what happened they have to brazenly lie to keep them in the pews.

[Josh @JoshuaCriger]

Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Priestess Avril ⚜️ @LLADYOFSORROWSS]

honestly good lmao. im sick of seeing converts coming into the faith for political reasons as opposed to spiritual ones, and im saying that as a convert myself. too many people are only here for the aesthetics, and those people end up being some of the meanest ive ever met

[DrPopCulture @DrPopCultureUSA]

“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.”

Bob Newhart

[Big Red Celt @BigRedCeltTT]

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition?

“He is brain dead.”

Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Catherine Lagaʻaia, who plays the lead role in Disney's live-action MOANA, is the daughter of Jay Lagaʻaia, who played Captain Typho in the STAR WARS prequels.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

We managed to find it on a map when we liberated it from the Nazis after it surrenders in like an hour.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius and I’m tired of pretending this is a debate.

Fahrenheit feels like temperature was designed by an human being who walks outside, feels the air, and says, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Zero is freezing. 100 is brutally hot.
70 is comfortable. 80 is warm.

The numbers feel like what they are describing.

Celsius feels like it was designed by a committee of people who hate joy and want every conversation about the weather to sound like a chemistry lab.

“It’s 22 degrees outside.”

What does that even mean to a normal person? Am I wearing shorts? Am I grabbing a jacket?

Nobody knows. You need a conversion chart and a government employee standing next to you explaining the vibes.

Fahrenheit gives you range. That’s the point. It gives you more numbers for the temperatures human beings actually live in. You can feel the difference between 68, 72, 76, and 80. Those numbers matter. Fahrenheit lets you describe the world with more precision without having to break into decimals like a lunatic.

And here’s the other thing...

Celsius is connected to the metric cult energy that came out of the French Revolution. And the French Revolution was evil. Both of the Revolution were to rip out tradition, faith, monarchy, hierarchy, the Church, the calendar, the clock, and anything that reminded man he was not God.

CELSIUS IS INHERENTLY EVIL

So yes, Celsius may be useful if you’re boiling water in a lab. Congratulations. But Fahrenheit is for living LIFE because Fahrenheit is for walking outside and instantly knowing what kind of day you’re about to have.

100 means hot. 70 means beautiful. Zero means don’t go outside unless you have a death wish.

That’s a real system.