MUSTARD🔊🔊🔊

welcome to life, it’s a big boat with a lot of holes, but we’re all in it together. - Rick Sanchez

[MUSTARD🔊🔊🔊 @KyeDaDonn]

@Chloe_Carterr i think this sums us up perfectly

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

They are so afraid of you realizing there are politicians who can and actually want to make your life better and not just collect checks from lobbyists and corporations.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨 FRED HAMMOND’S TINY DESK IS OUT AND HE SINGING “NO WEAPON”. 😩😩😩

[John Rocha @TheRochaSays]

OBAMA NOW??? HE’S FUCKING BLAMING OBAMA NOW???? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended…

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

Seeing young people do well as mayors in Baltimore and New York is fantastic. Happy for them

[Covie @covie_93]

All this because an 80yo man cant admit that he screwed up.

[Rep. Summer Lee @RepSummerLee]

The Pentagon is the only place in America where you can fail 8 audits in a row, admit you’ll fail the next few & still get handed more money than you asked for.

But let a family need help buying groceries and suddenly it’s a lecture about hard work, responsibility & bootstraps.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.

I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

The way Tom Hanks delivers “WHAT” almost broke Tim Allen which almost broke Tom in the process and yet they somehow still kept it rolling

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

One time my dad took me to a check-up and the doctor told me happy birthday. My dad snapped "It's NOT her birthday." So the doctor silently handed him my chart while asking me how old I was. I said ten! 😁 and then I got in trouble. for not telling...my dad..about...my birthday

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

John C. Reilly: “Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights? They’re human too. Elon Musk says don’t be fooled by the empathy trap. Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[. @carterdalast]

Bro these people are really crying about Black ppl buying cars

You can’t convince me being racist isn’t mental illness

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Since when do you fucks care about homelessness?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Aka his dumbass ruined it and now has to fix it without admitting any fault so he’s of course going to blame “the radical left”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Cause I paid for the whole apartment

[street nigga aneurysms @joexhendo]

idk the logic but this was the Batman movie black people fw the most in the 90s lol every nigga I knew had this on vhs

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is so funny because WE really grew up with Woody and Buzz NOT THEM. 😂😂😂😂

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

He would not fucking say that