In honor of Oklahoma’s return trip to San Antonio
The greatest roast in college football bowl season history
Latrell McCutchin’s career at OU may not have panned out - but we’ll always have this moment
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here here to talk to- The mentally challenged one."
BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"
#614clinton
"The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world!" God bless all the hard working, patient and devoted mothers out there. There would literally be no life without you:) #happymothersday2023
Over a month later, I’m still getting hate DM’s and tweets over this picture, so please allow me to clear things up and clarify.
Yes, I am ABSOLUTELY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY indoctrinating my child to love God, be a Christian, be patriotic, back the blue, and see herself as a victor instead of a victim.
No drag shows or BLM propaganda for her.
Go cry over it. Your tears are delicious.