Kyla Saayman

Cats♥ // doer of things // drawing // awkward potato //singing is my passion //YouTube maniac//

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

(Insert another weird un relatable tweet).

[ooc awyatt @oocawyatt]

peter: [on call] ᵐʳ ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ ᶦ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦᵐᵐᵉᵈᶦᵃᵗᵉˡʸ

tony: im on my way don’t move

[5 mins later, arrives w strange]

tony: what’s wrong?

peter: ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵇᶦᵍ ˢᵖᶦᵈᵉʳ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ

strange: YOU’RE SPIDERMAN.

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

i'm:
⚪ gay
⚪ straight
⚪ bisexual
🔘 just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

“..and that’s why Charizard is my favourite Pokemon”
I say to the man next to me as I look back down to the urinal and finish what I started.

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

@ThomasSanders Aawwwwwwwwww!

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

My oldest brother is in town, so I got to finally officially meet my youngest niece, Kirra! What a sweet lil thing!! ❤️

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

@jakepaul No if you don't have haters, it means that you are highly successful and have accomplished to be liked by every person you come across.

[L⁷ @Forest_Kira90]

The captions have changed...😱

#jacksepticeye #antisepticeye #drschneeplestein #chasebrody

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

men that turn up to the met gala wearing plain suits are really letting all humanity down if i got an invite i’d hit that theme hard and ride in on an armoured unicorn then throw off a gilded cape to reveal surgically attached angel wings and a tux made of bedazzled dove feathers

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Just accidentally said ‘incest’ while trying to say ‘I don’t mind insects’ so that’s how my day is going

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

Happy Birthday! @ThomasSanders Hope you have an amazing year and many more to come! (Btw: I drew the Sander Sides on the back of my test today. XD)

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

I kinda liked how it turned out!

#alexclarkcontest

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

@danielhowell Do the boyfriend tag...

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Your value as a person will NEVER decrease just because other people don't see how much you're worth.

Don't let other people undervaluing you make you undervalue yourself.

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

@ThomasSanders
I really want to see your show, but I'm sorta all the way down in South Africa... Darnit. XD <3

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

I got REALLY excited when I saw this...until I realized what day Scott posted it.
The Master of Trolls got me again!

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

I saw a guy on the train dipping his McDonalds fries, licking off the ketchup and then returning them to the box!! So many questions.. How does he know which are already licked?! Will he re-lick a wet one? Will he ever actually eat one? 😰🍟

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

@AmazingPhil YOU LOOK LIKE YURI FROM YURI ON ICE!!!!!

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

scrolling for five minutes thinking wtf how much does this person tweet oh wait i’m on their profile

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

A song:

When jeans don't fit like they use to before,
And your arms don't fit through yours sleeves
When you can't remember the taste of salad
And you know you eat a lot of meat...
Then Darling I, will not beilve you, if you say you're fat! You are just, fun sized and it's cute!

[Kyla Saayman @KylaSaayman]

@OInjutice Do what ever you're comfortable with!