Kyla Sturtevant

umf biology 2019 | mph 2021 |

[Kyla Sturtevant @KylaSturtevant]

it's a great day to be a beaver

[Kyla Sturtevant @KylaSturtevant]

@PTXofficial “thank you” - first heard at your concert last year in Portland, ME. on repeat to this day

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their golf swing

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

That's leadership.

[Kyla Sturtevant @KylaSturtevant]

@sparksthetoby This is accurate. Phase 1b begins in February and is estimated to last through April and those with high-risk medical conditions will be part of this phase

[Kay M. Dingwell🍁🩺🏳️‍🌈 @CanadianKayMD]

Using negative COVID tests to decide if it’s safe to go to parties is like using pregnancy tests as contraception.

[megan @chismosavirus]

maybe a masters degree will fix me

[Valerie @MADtastically]

People are being worried about the vaccine being done in 9 months when we should be thinking about what else could be done that quickly if scientists didn't have to spend so much time begging for funding and support

[Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie]

Grad students, this has been a hell of a year so please take a good long break now. Set aside your research, try new hobbies, binge watch new shows, read fiction or non-fiction from outside your field. Trust me. You will come back to your thesis with new ideas. Rest is work.

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Can’t wait for the vaccine to slide into my DMs*

*Deltoid Muscles

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

There could literally be a vaccine that prevents some cancers and people still wouldn’t take it

(I know because this is actually a thing)

[Xavier Becerra @XavierBecerra]

In Congress, I helped pass the Affordable Care Act. As California's Attorney General, I defended it. As Secretary of Health and Human Services, I will build on our progress and ensure every American has access to quality, affordable health care—through this pandemic and beyond.

[Team G.I. Robot @TeamGIrobot]

“The vaccine is a tracking implant!!” he tweeted from his gps enabled smartphone with facial recognition software

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

These Republicans who are defensively rage-tweeting “But you’re wrong! I worked my way to pay through college!!” don’t realize they sound like folks who speak of the days when Hershey bars were 5¢ at the general store.

[Luciano @Cali_76]

People who peaked in high school when they found out they can’t go to their hometown bar on Thanksgiving Eve.

[meesh ♍︎ @meeshycat]

oh no :’( dictator wolf won’t let you get drunk in ur home town’s local bar on thanksgiving eve in the middle of a pandemic ??? :’( god that must be so hard for you </3

[APHA @PublicHealth]

To the public health workforce: Thank you not only for what you do, but for the passion, empathy & inclusiveness you bring, especially during the COVID-19 pandemic. We are grateful for your extraordinary commitment. https://t.co/pQMrWx6OH6 #PublicHealthThankYouDay #PHTYD

[Julian Popov @julianpopov]

You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it.

[March For Science @MarchForScience]

👏🏽 IT 👏🏽 IS 👏🏽 WORSE 👏🏽NOW 👏🏽 THAN 👏🏽 IT 👏🏽 WAS 👏🏽 WHEN 👏🏽 YOU 👏🏽 WERE 👏🏽 FREAKING 👏🏽 OUT 👏🏽 ABOUT 👏🏽 IT 👏🏽

[Jesse Lehrich @JesseLehrich]

I'm sure dead people did vote –– early voting began on Sept. 18 and 50,000 Americans have died from coronavirus since then.