every single part of "my mayor muslim, my bagels jewish, my christian dior, knicks in four" is not applicable to me but that hasn't stopped me from saying it out loud fifteen times today
Turns out that child who could sit and read a 500-page fantasy novel in a single afternoon without moving, eating, or hearing their parents call their name, but took six hours to finish a simple three-sentence homework assignment, wasn't choosing when to behave. They were just experiencing their very first intense, dopamine-fueled hyperfixation spikes.