Kyla Rae

one in seven billion

[Kyla Rae @KylalaRae]

Hey Twitter! It’s been a while... 😘

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@maniac_machine @nenshi Just flying in to help a friend drive her car/move home to Halifax! Leaving in the morning!

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Guys, @nenshi is on my flight to Calgary and so far no one that I’ve texted knows who he is... am I being a huge poli sci nerd to be excited about this?! Ha!

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

hey @Twitter @TwitterSupport pls help our friends @TWRPband unlock their account. Thank you!

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Why do oranges look so good in the grocery store, but not the least bit appealing as they sit on my counter slowly wasting away?!

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@darbycrashin teenage me would be so happy to know it’s all my parents’ fault!

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@darbycrashin tell me your secret?! If there’s food I’m not waiting 3 hours to eat it!

[Kyla Rae @KylalaRae]

This vaccine says I have to take 2hrs after and 1hr before any food... Who are these people who go 3 waking hours without eating!?!

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Apparently local plumbing supply delivery timeframes are less reliable than internet companies... waited all day, no porcelain!

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I’ve reached some terrible boring adult milestone today... I can’t leave my house until toilets are delivered. Most boring delivery ever 🚽🚽💩

[Kyla Rae @KylalaRae]

"Honey... I need the internet for a minute, so can you stop using your laptop?" ... this is life at 2 Mbps. #weliveinthe90s

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@JLBabs KaKa

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@JLBabs 💩

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Don't click on something unless you mean it... because the incessant targeted ads will make you think you meant it.

[Kyla Rae @KylalaRae]

something we do like? Naps! We call it "second sleep" if it happens before noon.

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Beans & I for our first run ever... not sure who hated it more.

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"Like" this tweet if you got a super annoying push notification letting you know that I tweeted for the first time in a while.

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It kills me when all the 1 star reviews for a product say things like, "I love it!" & "It's perfect!". I guess the star system is confusing!

[Kyla Rae @KylalaRae]

I voted a week ago and then immediately left for the other side of the country... I feel oddly good about being far from the election today!

[Kyla Rae @KylalaRae]

Had a rotten experience at airport security then got asked to do a @catsa_gc survey! 👌🏻