Kyle Cowen

Peek-a-boo motherfuckers

[Kyle Cowen @KyleCowen1]

@EliteClubS0B What happens first:
1. Sting breaks spine
2. Copland breaks neck
3. White breaks hip
4. Jericho's leather skin rips off
5. Flair dies in the ring but the match goes on for another 20mins with 8 super kicks, 6 Canadian destroyers, 5 false finishes and Flair still goes over Hobbs

[Goug Dilmour @CanadasLeafs]

The Edmonton Oilers are battling the Vegas Golden Knights as the two most morally bankrupt organizations in hockey. Zero dignity or class.

[Goug Dilmour @CanadasLeafs]

Some reports have Ivar Stenberg falling back in the draft (as low as 5). It reminds me of the Matthews draft where the anti-Leafs media did everything they could to suggest Laine was better. Take McKenna and run, he's the best player in the draft, period. Everything else is noise

[lim @nilliamwylander]

How dare larkin only give 3 teams on his list and not allow his team to get a good return for him. Could be worse tho, he could nix a trade for a superstar winger, demand to only be traded to one team who was tampering him and then say fuck you and leave for that team anyway

[Leafslatest @Leafslatest]

ARTUR AKHTYAMOV HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING DURING THE MARLIES’ 2026 CALDER CUP PLAYOFF RUN 🔥

In 17 games through 4 rounds, Akhtyamov has posted an insane .927 SV% and 2.12 GAA.

1,017 playoff minutes in goal, 460 total saves. 73 shots faced in the last 2 games, 71 saves. 🤯

#Leafsforever

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

same @TorontoMarlies

[Toronto Marlies @TorontoMarlies]

NEXT UP: 2026 CALDER CUP FINALS!!!

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

!!!!!!!!!

[Kyle Cowen @KyleCowen1]

Hey @WWESuperCard 👋 Is it possible to up the daily limit on fuel to 25 or more? Asking for a friend 😉 Thank you ♥️
#WWESuperCard

[🇨🇦Joe from the Bridge🇮🇹 @joefromdabridge]

Are the #LeafsForever in the Cup Final? Cuz everyone’s talking about them, Carolina, Vegas, Montreal….am I missing something 😂

[Toronto Bag Head @torontobaghead]

Former god Mitch Marner says he’ll talk about “the dark times” soon.

I have NEVER seen such a petulant child in any professional sport.

Forever the victim, despite given an A and 11M a year.

And for what?

13 playoff goals in 70 games.

Fucking narcissistic BABY.
#LeafsForever

[Nick Alberga @thegoldenmuzzy]

Kent Hughes, fresh off being destroyed by Carolina in the ECF, bringing up the Toronto Maple Leafs for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

[Leafs’ Guy @LeafsGuy7]

If, LARGE IF, Chayka & Sundin can land Carle, it might be the most successful start to a regime I can remember in my life time.

Fire Berube
Land McKenna
Hire Carle*
Entertain a Rielly trade*

If he can land a couple decent players via trade &/or hit on a couple picks.. brother..

[Kyle Cowen @KyleCowen1]

@WatchMyReview

[Edna Garrett @WatchMyReview]

Don't worry about what David Carle will be paid. Leafs are rich and coach's salaries don't count against the cap. It's irrelevant.

[Kyle Cowen @KyleCowen1]

@devilgod247

[Kyle Cowen @KyleCowen1]

The game has jokes lol still no H
#wwesupercard

[Kyle Cowen @KyleCowen1]

@brockpierson

[Leafs Papi @LeafsPapi_]

Using Toronto Maple Leafs will increase your engagement drastically. No it doesn’t matter that they’ve been out of the playoff picture for 2 months. I encourage smaller fan bases like the Habs to try it. Thank me later

#LeafsForever | @Ozoon_CA

[Goug Dilmour @CanadasLeafs]

I don’t give a shit how anybody “fans” but there are certain hardline rules that can’t broken. One such rule is that Leafs fans CANNOT ever cheer for the Habs, period, full stop. I don’t give a shit about “Canadian team” crap. The Habs must be hockey terrorists to all Leafs fans.

[Kyle Cowen @KyleCowen1]

Got both back to back rdb picks!! Yooooohoooo lol
#wwesupercard