Kyle Deutsch

Calmer than you are.

[Joe Parisi @parisi_joe]

Thank you to @SAUCEmag for the wonderful article about my latest documentary “St. Paul, Pray for Us”.

Check it out here- https://t.co/pLngyuvaCI

[Kelly Chase @Chasenpucks39]

Here it is again for those that haven't seen it

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

In honor of the Olympics, the greatest SNL short ever made.

Men's Synchronized Swimming.

[Cardinals Stats And Facts @STL_Stats_Facts]

Albert Pujols MLB ranks since 2000:

703 HRs - 1st
3384 Hits - 1st
2218 RBI - 1st
1914 Runs - 1st
89.9 fWAR - 1st
74.8 WPA - 1st

ESPN ranked him as the #1 baseball player but just the 24th ranked athlete since 2000.

Very few dominated an entire era like Albert did.

[Bloccin Ass Tay @luckykidtay]

‘Not like us’ on guitar hero is fuccin crazy

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

I saw this the night it aired and almost had an accident I was laughing so hard. Enjoy….

[Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1]

Trivia time! The Seinfeld series featured a multitude of fictional films. How many Seinfeld movies can you name? #Seinfeld

[Gateway Sports Venue @GSV_STL]

De Smet went 20-of-26 from three in an 85-48 rout of Class 5 #2 Vianney. Duff twins @duff_dillon & @OwenDuff10 combined for 16 threes and 57 points.

Clinical and ruthless.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Ben Affleck's hilarious commentary track for ARMAGEDDON...

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

will we ever see this Zion again?

[CBS Sports College Football 🏈 @CBSSportsCFB]

From Division II Truman State to leading the SEC in rushing at @MizzouFootball.

@codyschrader_7's journey to stardom for the Tigers is all rooted in work ethic and a strong family foundation.

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

today is bob einstein’s bday 🫶

[Kyle Deutsch @KyleDeutsch]

Always good to use when confronting a bubble boy.

[Adam Weingartner @pittore187]

What’s an obscure line from TV or film that you use all time, but only a few people catch the reference?

I’ll go first.

“The card says Moops”

[Kyle Deutsch @KyleDeutsch]

Sunk cost, duh.

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

boy math is joining $500 worth of fantasy football leagues and then a couple months later getting $100 back from those leagues and thinking that you have $100 of extra spending money that you didn't have before,

[eEric @ericsshadow]

8am: egg white omelette (no cheese)

12pm: one apple, one banana, one yogurt

6pm: chicken Caesar salad (light dressing)

8pm: small frozen yogurt

830pm: a few hard pretzels

845pm: two Oreos

850pm: four Oreos

853pm: eight Oreos

9pm: grilled cheese

930pm: Pizza Hut

[Thomas Welch @twelcher15]

It’s this one times a million @Buck

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Remembering a St. Louis Legend ❤️

[Kyle Deutsch @KyleDeutsch]

How interested should we be in your cousin?

[John @JMN2323]

True Story: when the PGA Championship was at Oak Hill in 2013, my cousin was a volunteer and Rory McIlroy asked her out to dinner.

She declined because she “thought he was just a weird short Irish dude.” I guess she wasn’t totally wrong.

[Kyle Deutsch @KyleDeutsch]

“Lying in my bed and I’m still just a ready to play!” Instead of Smashing Punpkin’s “Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage”

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's Hashtags time! In honor of the Grammy Awards this Sunday, tweet out a funny song lyric that you or someone you know misunderstood. Could be on the show! #MisheardLyrics