D.Z. Gnotts

Software Developer 💻 Soccer Enthusiast ⚽️

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

How Lebron felt after tweeting this

[D.Z. Gnotts @KyleFerg22]

@alex_buzaa @FutSheriff Yeah the market is wild. I haven’t played since before the World Cup. Luckily my whole team is untradable lol

[D.Z. Gnotts @KyleFerg22]

@alex_buzaa @FutSheriff Used him to buy that squad? Noice. I packed Luka, VVD, and Courtois untradeable. I got dupe VVD and Courtois. That was pain to put into SBCs lol

[D.Z. Gnotts @KyleFerg22]

@alex_buzaa @FutSheriff Tradable? Noice. What’s the team looking like?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

A footballer was given 5 crates of egg as the man of the match award.

[D.Z. Gnotts @KyleFerg22]

@jbcirino I can make this throw. Am I an NFL QB?

[D.Z. Gnotts @KyleFerg22]

@im22steve The essentials

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

BREAKING: Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested in Romania in human trafficking probe.

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

They could never make The Office today. One day is not enough time to make a whole tv show

[Billy @_billyreid]

I cashed out my Qatar 1-0 bet at £9.95 after seeing their first pass of the ball

[D.Z. Gnotts @KyleFerg22]

No SHOT that was offsides

[v*rtex v2.0 @smurftex]

this video bro im crying LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

After the early bricks but before smartphones, there was a stretch where phone design went absolutely catshit bananas (1/?)

[D.Z. Gnotts @KyleFerg22]

@CaneloMellow Shhh just let them boys rest, they need it.

[Mitch @MitchTrading]

Pele adding some backyard goals against his pet dog after seeing Ronaldo scoring his 700th goal today

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Tua shouldn’t play the rest of the season. He shouldn’t have been playing this game. He’s probably lucky to be alive and you just hope there’s no permanent damage.

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Crazy how this is another day to just not give a fucc