Stores reopening soon reminds me of playing octopus in gym class and I’m just going to do what I did then. Wait at the back and let the fast kids run though so I can take my time walking across the gym while the octopus is distracted
Beards count as makeup. The original reasons why I wanted to grow a beard so I actually had a jawline and to hide my acne. Now I grow it because I want to. That’s Makeup
Has anyone else noticed the direct correlation between people who liked the movie ratatouille as a child and them liking their hair pulled during sex as an adult? It’s for my thesis