Kyle Heffner

CCU '18 l FIT ‘19 | he/him

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

I’m bored let’s turn this fish into smithereens

[CODENAME:sx @CODENAMEsx11347]

Screw it. We're bringing back the Thneed analogy

[Big Smart F@ggot 🦮 @sodomylover]

Like some shit you'd see in The Boys and people said that was too on the nose lmfao

[xavier @dicnowder]

is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???

[Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏ @D_1andOnly_]

Man this shit forever funny as hell lol

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Zuko: *sneaks into Sokka’s tent*
Sokka expecting Suki:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Submerged Trash Adds Welcome Pop Of Color To Bleached Coral Reef https://t.co/1A1YUOyoLI

[a prednisone hate account @vvictorman_uel]

a few months ago I started a compilation called “Spongebob Moments That Permanently Altered My Psyche” and without further ado here it is

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

vibing

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

At a job interview: So, it says here that you really love Halloween.
Me:

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[Kyle Heffner @KyleHeffner1]

Imagine inhaling 2x4s from Home Depot just to bring them home and build something…wild stuff