KJH_4Weel

Twitter's go-to twauma-informed wacial counsewor. Putting white Cwistians in their pwace just like Jesus did. Parody, fam.

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

It's ya boy KJH, bustin rhymes and providin that former-gangsta-level soul care for all the brothas and sistas who be traumatized by whites at their seminaries! #toomuchtrauma

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

Yo white women, don't believe the hype! I'm still available to battle rap at your next abuse conference for the low, low price of you not getting abused on Twitter for 2 weeks straight!

[Protestia @Protestia]

Henpecked and Out of Her Depth: Julie Roys’ Chickens Come Home to Roost Following Kyle J. Howard Scandal https://t.co/bqNPYMfqnE

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

It's recently come to my attention that Julie Roys is, in fact, white. As a former gang member and famous battle rapper, I can't tell you how triggered I am by this.

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

10. Don't look to some "tough love" white guy who won't affirm your every emotional whim. Get soul care from a guy like me who will join you in the fight by reciprocating your cries for unconditional affirmation. Weakness is strength, and if you disagree, you're obviously racist.

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

1. One of the first rules of true soul care is that when you have a personal conflict with another soul in the soul care space, the place God has given us to work through it is Twitter.

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

9. These online statements may look like a desperate cry for help, but I assure you that they are actually the very normal, steady actions of the kind of person you should trust to guide you through your worst emotional trials. I've been there. In fact, I'm there right now!

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

Having your own @netflix account is the ultimate sign of white privilege. #streamingtrauma

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

Mad props to my homegirl Julie Roys for hollerin' at ya boy to open up her show with my famous battle rapping! #twaumatizethemic

[Protestia @Protestia]

Julie Roys Invites Notorious Racist to Speak at Her Conference https://t.co/CWwsBSiv1X

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

You may have noticed I protected my main account. I'll still be dropping wisdom from da block right here, fam.

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

Yes, it's true I said that BIPOC couples are likely always late 'cause we can't figure out time. But as long as you bring fried chicken and watermelon, we'll forgive ya for showing up on schedule.

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

See, I told you trans-racial accents were a real thing

[Defiant Baptist @DefiantBaptist]

On January 11, 2022, Western Australian Premier Mark McGowan hired an indigenous elder to translate his Covid PSA from English to “Bad English.” This is 100% real.

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

Who is this imposter? Everyone knows I'm all about monarchy! Wakanda forever!!

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

@DefiantBaptist Yo, don't be trippin', boo. All I'm sayin' is that I hate both liberal white Christians and conservative white Christians. I be hatin' all Christian whities. Ain't nothin' but a thang.

[KJH_4Weel @KyleJamesHowad]

I had originally posted this cake pic without the profane topper (to avoid those rascally theobros, of course), but then remembered that the entire purpose of my existence is to draw attention to myself by any means necessary... whew, that was close!