Kyle

3rd Amendment Advocate📜

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

*I close my eyes*

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

Where Colin was Cuban

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Playoff baseball w a cigar is really tough to beat.

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

It’s not silly. People from Boston will always prefer someone who speaks English

[Mark Beef @ExpertsLie]

"The Departed" is a pretty silly movie. Jack Nicholson gets worried about a cop in his crew. His crew is like 5 guys where 4 of them don't really speak English and one of them is brand new and just dropped out of the state police academy

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

David Lee Roth Ban Hagar

[Greg Renoff @GregRenoff]

David Lee Roth Band Fires David Lee Roth
😂😂😂😂
https://t.co/MDzo8eBTKz

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

He ended the interview with “…but can we still be friends?”

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Todd Rundgren believes Taylor Swift has "ruined music" and is the "apotheosis of mediocrity."

He told @Vulture: "Lady Gaga, she's a real musician. She's a classically trained piano player. Taylor Swift doesn't do anything particularly great except grow hair. She's not a great singer. She's not a great songwriter. She's not a great dancer. She's a role model for what was a very young generation of women, and now for those women's daughters as well, because it's mothers and daughters going to Taylor Swift shows."

https://t.co/f7S2z7DTPN

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

When I say I’m a Bleachers fan, I mean to say I’m a fan of dog shit

[Bibz @BibbityBridge]

altitude goes crazy @jackantonoff (what a little brat)

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

Crap!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patriots officially placed OL Mike Onwenu on injured reserve.

[Sick Animation @SickAnimation]

Every year from Sept 16-23. I become the Beatles and get Bi with a little help from my friends.

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

Biden Face. Obama Hair

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

For everyone that asked these were the two guests at my wedding. Neither is a Russian oligarch with ties to Putin, although the dog did claim to be a royal of some sort.

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

Stop the count!

[Michael Rodnick @MJRodnick]

After two NFL games being played, THE Will Campbell has the #1 pass block grade among Tackles. 😅😅

IT’S TRUE.

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

@MayeIsKing_ Kiner Kiner Kiner!

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

The missing pieces of the puzzle

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patriots have elevated RB Lan Larison and P Mitch Wishnowsky to the active roster from the practice squad for tonight’s opener in Seattle.

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

GREETINGS FROM HOMER, ALASKA
In @TheSimpsons Movie, it was pitched that when the family flees to Alaska, they settle in Homer, like it's an omen.
We thought we might even hold the movie premiere in Homer, AK.
We did none of these things, but should have.

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

Stop being cheap and hire a rhythm guitarist for this

[Guitar Gods Unleashed @gguworld]

John Mayer's distortion trick. He kicks the pedal on for a quick lead fill, then off again into clean rhythm, without ever breaking the groove.

The hard part is the footwork, stomping the switch right between notes, with just a subtle touch of grit. Handy for any player.

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

Gasper you son of a gun!

[Red Sox @RedSox]

"YEAH, YEAH, HE DID IT AGAIN!"

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

Mid 20s!

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Odell Beckham Jr. is back on the Giants.
Aaron Donald is back on the Rams.
Geno Smith is back on the Jets.

Your childhood ain’t over yet.

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

Kiner! Kiner! Kiner!

[Mike Reiss @MikeReiss]

Corey Kiner now slots in as RB3, behind Rhamondre Stevenson and TreVeyon Henderson.

Hassan Haskins, Lan Larison, Jam Miller and JaMycal Hasty had been in camp vying for that role, which opened when Terrell Jennings landed on IR.

[Tyler DeSena @desena_tyler]

unironically the moment it truly died

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

In honor of Tim Curry I’ll be having butter chicken for dinner

[Gene Simmons @genesimmons]

True.

[Kyle @KyleLivesAlone]

What’s with that homie dressing in gold?

[rλtt @Rattfish_]

nobody forced him to do this