Kyle McGhee

Hyde Park Elementary '06

[Arthur in California @ArthurReturnss]

Some of you are taking White Boy Summer seriously I see.

[Alejandro @Oasiszn]

Hot take: We need to replace Central Park with the world's largest data center

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

You’re laughing? Plano has a 1:1:1 Chipotle to Chick-fil-a to Crumbl ratio and more HOAs per capita than anywhere on Earth and you’re laughing?

[Kyle McGhee @KyleMcghee22]

I bet they lick their lips a lot too

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week. https://t.co/wneV9NpMyg

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I love how there are no conspiracy theories about Reagan getting shot. Everyone was just like, “Yeah the guy wanted to impress Jodie Foster, what are you gonna do?”

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

I wonder if Trump will invite the Venezuelan team to the White House to meet their President

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

they're calling it the Worst First Date Option In DC History

[The Mayor From Jaws @OvertCanadian]

Guy who sucks at building boats: no, it's supposed to be like that. I made it like that on purpose.

[Kyle McGhee @KyleMcghee22]

If yall need a question for the end of an interview “do you drug test” is a great way to not get a job. Good luck out there

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

The bartender sells me their poison (12 beers) and denies me their cure (a 13th beer)

[Kyle McGhee @KyleMcghee22]

My friends are texting me when they see big buck hunter at the bar. 2026 is off to a strong start

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Imagine being a John Wilkes Booth hater in 1865, like everyone tore you up for saying he was mid in Hamlet, and then opening the paper to read that he murdered the President

[Kyle McGhee @KyleMcghee22]

I bet this hits so hard if you’re an idiot

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: House Republicans announce investigation into Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, alleging the Spanish lyrics were “inappropriate” for television.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Me at my mom's door at 3am after i threw up

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

The FIFA Peace prize used to mean something

[Jeff @themarketswork]

2026 is going to suck

[Kyle McGhee @KyleMcghee22]

@timeforjeffrey @RookieMisteak How much more do you think they get in March?

[Kyle McGhee @KyleMcghee22]

@JohnHinckley20 hey can you pm me about a booking