KYLE PENNANT

Stand-Up Comedian. Creator of L@L. Famous on Snapchat/Anonymous here. (my old twitter caught covid. this the new variant)

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My parents gave me my stage name 🙌

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Called it.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

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I don’t need to be filthy rich, but I could never be nosebleed-seats-at-a-WNBA-game poor

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I just had an epiphany: Vampires are just zombies who get laid

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Idk why but black studs always age well

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I can’t think of a single tv show or movie where the main character is an overweight woman who wants to date an overweight guy.

Even Lizzo found a nigga with 1 chin

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If we’re not supposed to drink and drive, why do they make bottle opener keychains?? 🤔

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I could never date a girl too young to remember 9/11. Shannon Sharpe was tweaking

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

Kanye West to his cousin.

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Sometimes I’m more attracted to a girl when i see poverty in her selfies

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Yall could never make me switch to Threads 😂

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Single mothers right now hustling Christmas clothes 😭😭😭

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If I think you’re ugly, making a joke about it is basically like showing my work in math class 😂

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You can’t beat me in 2k if they never drafted Bismack Biyombo before you

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Nobody told me all these Mexican immigrants were Chinese 🍽️🐕

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When you see a comedian deliver a punchline and then they immediately say, “Ummmm….” over the audience’s laughter, it means they’re used to bombing and they fear it

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“I brought you into this league, and I can take you out.”

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Social media will have you thinking Joe Budden is a better candidate than Joe Biden

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Remember when Diddy helped Barack get elected?

Those tees were probably an ultimatum for Cassie.

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In 1997, Diddy said “Mo money, mo problems.”

And then this dumb mf kept getting richer.