Kyle Hendershot

Actor | Writer | Offline Influencer

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@ChaseSupport I signed up for the Chase reserve on 09/10/22 for the 60k bonus. 45 days later you offer 80k bonus. I call and get a supervisor who after chatting states “since we’ve discussed this im ending the call” and hangs up on me. Is this how you treat card holders?

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

Was leaving @milliescafela and saw @Trevornoah. Promptly forgot all social etiquette and pointed at him to give him a thumbs up and tell him he’s awesome.

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@Spotify Discover Weekly knows me better than my parents at this point when it comes to what I like

[Tyler Winklevoss @tyler]

I'm assuming that the next time a hedge fund starts to make too much money shorting and destroying a business, that they will be de-platformed from their Blomberg terminal and throttled by their prime broker in the name of orderly markets and consumer protection.

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

Hey @nespressousa you guys should be check boxes or something in your welcome box so we can mark which ones we like. That way we can remember which ones to buy :)

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@Abercrombie these jeans have aged well but looks like I was one number off

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

I’m on a flight surrounded by babies. There’s a joke in here somewhere, what do you got @VancityReynolds? I asked the kid behind me but he’s definitely milk drink.

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@lcabrera91 Inspiring the youth today to be tomorrow’s inventors. A position that isn’t celebrated enough if you ask me!

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

I got into my machine learning class I was on the waiting list for, so that was a #win today #AcademicTwitter

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@lcabrera91 I do ad technology so just getting more into the deep learning fields. Are you into it?

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@TonyFumano @lyft Lmao a shameless plug, appreciate the hustle, especially from a guy who works in digital marketing.

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@Paylocity decides to do system maintence on the day taxes are due so no one can get their w2 information. #nice #greatidea

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@AskTSA Awesome! Thanks so much :)

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

Hey @tsa my license is expired and so is my passport. I got my license renewed but due to COVID I can’t get it in the mail. They send me to a number that’s says it’s busy for the past 2 weeks and hangs up. How am I supposed to fly domestically? I have a global entry card perhaps?

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

Why isn’t there a comedy film about Queen Elizabeth II played by Betty White yet?

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@tomsegura doubling down on making fun of #louisiana makes mathematical sense really. That’s 49/50 states that still like you at the expense of one. Plus #Florida is happy they’re not the but of the joke anymore.

[Dr Nauman Ali @DrNOMster]

Yeah Joker was Right about this situation.

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

Hey @AlaskaAir, it’s my first time flying with you. Your plane is pretty spacious, you have phone chargers, and it’s super clean. #impressed

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

@delaneyahh Well then lol it did just take me an hour to go 14 miles though 😒

[Kyle Hendershot @KyleSHendershot]

The @McDonalds line is the only place in #LosAngeles that people know how to merge correctly when driving. #TrueHollywoodStory