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Duner, Grape Smuggler, Donkey Petter

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@DemidovHabs *perennial playoff team.

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@McGregorRousey2 Have you heard him talk? There’s nothing up there to turn off!!

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@damnthatsjimmy @LoudOutside Yes, she’s allergic to stairs.

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@Martyupnorth Sure, you get to keep it but your kids and everyone’s kids after sure as fuck don’t.

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@Ankyy1889 @budsallday34 They quit cause he sucks at his job. Not sure if you understand what the word rookie means. Leafs are the sixth oldest team in the league.

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@NYRChip23 @ShallPrevail141 Which was made up cause nobody but Mitch saw it.

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@islanders_takes Pretzel twisting? He never did shit like this late in any series, let alone in a deciding game. Not sure why everyone has such a hard time with he choked in Toronto and now he’s not choking. Plus this is by far the worst defensive team he’s ever faced in the playoffs. By miles.

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@beebopper18 @WatchMyReview I realize correlation does not equal causation but sure looks like Berube had a hand in the downward spiral of this team. With help from Tre for sure.

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@mrgrozz Darren Dreger on Overdrive: “the dinosaurs do not need to be even remotely concerned about that strange new brightening light in the sky”

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

Darren Dreger on Overdrive: "I would be surprised if something went wrong with the test on Reactor #4 at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant"

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@TopTierPucks So the guy scored the most goals in history doesn’t make the list?! 👍🤦🏻‍♂️

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@QueenAnticommie Perhaps if you can’t afford to pay your employees your business sucks.

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@Willy4Hart Problem is we have 6 defenders as bad as those two d men.

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@domluszczyszyn The league has a long history of GMs endorsing coaches right before the can them. I wouldn’t read too much into it. There’s no way Chayka can be a stats guy and also honestly endorse a guy who coaches like he does.

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@pud_rey @KelsOnDaDownLow @sarobertsonca Pretty rich coming from the guy making up numbers and quoting opinions as facts.

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@pud_rey @sarobertsonca So you’ll admit that you’re just making up numbers and it’s all based on groceries being expensive? 👍

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@pud_rey @sarobertsonca 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ faced with facts I get that in return. You sir must be a true scholar of economics. 😂😂

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@pud_rey @sarobertsonca Wait, I thought it happened overnight? Also, oil prices dropped at the same time. Plus, you said 1.2% earlier. Now it’s 0.6%?

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@pud_rey @sarobertsonca I might not be, I’m certain you likley know less than me about the topic and also, inflation didn’t drop 1.2% overnight.

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@pud_rey @sarobertsonca Haha! Ok. Sounds like you’re a master economist too!