Kyle Shaffmaster

Using a penny-sized quantity of Shaffmaster, gently lather into the scalp for hair that’s soft, shining and flake-free!

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[nathan 🪏 @nathanrobii]

it will only ever be the second best piece of media about chris hansen

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

so what the fuck am i supposed to do with all this casino butter??

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Navy blue, light blue, and white - with subtle red accents - is a unique, sharp color scheme. And two-tone blue has been a core component of the Titans brand since inception. Would be a shame to jettison all of that in order to overcorrect a horrendous wardrobe run from 2018-25.

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

Where tf is Antioch, Tennessee

[Kyle Shaffmaster @KyleShaffmaster]

I hope the kids who did karate acts in school talent shows are doing alright.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

post office employees when you ask them to do anything

[a local @jedwill]

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure

[ben dover🇪🇨 @fathermitski]

she calls me anthony bourdain bc i eat her parts unknown, no reservations

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

me when i find a new song to overplay for weeks until i’m sick of it

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

He smokes weed?

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

Liked a Kanye tweet. Not saying which tho

[Kyle Shaffmaster @KyleShaffmaster]

give it back!!!

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

you meanies stole his toy 😠

[Rodrick Heffley @HeffleyRoderick]

You've gotta be fucking kidding me